Definitions by Matt

gomer

a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse

Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch

gomer by Matt April 24, 2005

wreake valley 

Wreak valley is a bag-of-wank school that was originally designed to be used as a prison. the teachers are all wanker and miss morley is a sexist drag queen who needs a good kick in the ovaries

wreake is a load of shite!!

wreake valley by Matt April 23, 2005

Miss Morley

Fat slag with rolls, works at wreake valley and she is the most sexist bitch ive ever met, the thinks that 96% of the worlds population are called sam or james and occasionally emma.

she is a:-
bitch
slag
hoe
drag queen
whore
cock
fat cunt

Miss Morley by Matt April 23, 2005

hersheys highway 

The ass, generally refering to butt sex

-Yo I heard that there was a buttfest at sam's last night, and he got his hershey's highway reamed!
-...

hersheys highway by Matt April 23, 2005

Us3

A band that takes Acid Jazz one step further and actually raps over Jazz samples.

I just bought the Us3 cd "Hand on the Torch"

Us3 by Matt April 23, 2005

conploy 

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

conploy by Matt April 22, 2005

YYZ

The identity code for a Toronto airport and the best song ever to be conceived by a canadian band.
The time signature is set to match 'YYZ' in morse code (-.---.----..)
Great song for jammin' to.

'Hey Cam, what do you want to jam to..'
'Uuuuuhhh... YYZ'
(taps on ride cymbal)

YYZ by Matt April 22, 2005