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randy jackson, the 

n. A method of masturbation. A face is drawn on the tip of the penis using blood or ink, then the penis is slapped and called "dirty girl" until orgasm is achieved.
Harry was really, really, really, really embarrassed when his mother caught him performing the randy jackson
randy jackson, the by Matt May 1, 2005

Adult Alternative 

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.
Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.
Adult Alternative by Matt April 30, 2005

Atkinson-crazy 

A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.
Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.

Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker

Person A: thats sad
Atkinson-crazy by Matt April 30, 2005
Botany is the scientific study of plants, plant organisms, and how they function. Most botany majors in college either continue on to receive a masters or Ph.D. in botany or go on to med or pharmacy school.
Joe was a botanist for a while, and then decided to get his pharmaceutical license.
botany by Matt April 29, 2005

crackanigganese

A person who is white (cracka), black (nigga),and Asian (nese)
Damn your family is fucked up your a damn crackanigganese
crackanigganese by matt April 27, 2005
A national coffee chain that promotes a "home-like atmosphere" in their stores. Many people consider their coffee and espresso drinks over-priced, and for the most part they're right. Their coffee makers are... decent, but they're the real rip-off, not the coffee; you'd be better off paying half the price for a Cuisinart, which would work just as well, if not better. If you want to invest in this company, you have to go through NASDAQ and not NYSE.

Interesting fact: there are about 200 Starbucks in New York City and about 90 in my hometown of Houston. Now THAT'S a helluva lot of coffee.
I personally like Starbucks' whole bean coffees. When you buy a pound of beans from them, it's pretty much the same as 2 half pound bags of coffee beans from a grocery store. And they stay fresh for a much longer time, so I guess that's where the extra money goes.
starbucks by Matt April 25, 2005
1. To Punch or get punched
2. Ass whippin'
Big L- "if u got punched that mean u got snuffed"
Snuff by matt April 25, 2005