instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

asscock

Another word for the donkeys reproductive organ.

"Those chicks chug much asscock. What? Ass is just another term for donkey." -Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Matt August 20, 2003

organic chemistry

A discipline of chemistry which involved the study of the structure, reactions, compounds, et. al. of organisms and other organic compounds that contain carbon. Often refered to simply as "organic" or "o-chem." Considered by many to be the number one ass-raper on college campuses.

After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.

by Matt October 11, 2005

gaie

The alternative spelling of "gay" to refer to something as stupid.

Why are you being so gaie?

by Matt January 15, 2005

Paz Lenchantin

Hot bass player for APC and Zwan. Has a bald fetish.

by matt October 23, 2003

cydoor

Evil spyware program. Regular Kazaa won't run without it. Kazaa Lite will though.

"Dude I finally got rid of Cydoor and now Kazaa won't work! What faggotry!"

by matt October 22, 2003

Fuck tard

An idiot. A moron to the hightest degree of being a moron.

The kid who defined \m/ (><) \m/ is a fucktard

by matt August 11, 2004