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blow blow

a cute and innocent term used to request a blowjob from your girlfriend/wife.
Guy: Baaabby, can I have a blow blow?
Girl: Aw you're so cute. Of course you can!
by matt June 18, 2006
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Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob
by matt October 23, 2003
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lool

Coined by Matt, in #stanton.. a famous derivation of 'lol'
<Socrates> I have sex with men for money.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.
by Matt March 24, 2003
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krayt

A big dragon lizard that can bite your head off. Themed to Star Wars.
Woah! That Krayt bit his head off!
by Matt April 13, 2004
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top gun

The Air Combat Manuvering (ACM) training school for the Navy, used to teach dog fighting. Officially called the Naval Fighters Weapons School, it was based out of Mirimar Naval Air Base in San Diego. In 1996 however, it moved to Fallon Naval Air Station 60 miles out of Reno, Nevada
The movie Top Gun is nothing like the actual school.
by Matt April 1, 2004
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mija

from a mixed blood guy from central pa


mi, ja

my understanding

(is not that different from urs)
hey mija,

u remind me, daughter, that understanding is like the air i breathe and the water i drink........how could i deny anyone this
by matt April 15, 2004
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Ards

An acronym for a medical syndrome of the lungs. It stands for Adult Respiratory Distress Syndrome.

It is characterized as a rapid onset of progressive malfunction of the lungs usually associated with the malfunction of other organs due to the inability to take up oxygen. The condition is associated with extensive lung inflammation and small blood vessel injury in all affected organs. It is an acute and life threatening illness.
The survival rate for patients with severe ARDS who receive appropriate treatment is about 60%; if the severe hypoxemia of ARDS is not recognized and treated, cardiopulmonary arrest occurs in 90% of patients.
by Matt October 28, 2005
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