Matt's definitions

Tight

adj. An action that is very rude or downright mean (used all the time in the 80's).

Did you hear about that tight shit that Bobby did to his girlfriend's Mom?

I can't believe you stole my Chia Pet...that is so tight!

by Matt December 23, 2002

t(-.- t)

Guy giving someone the finger with both hands.

Flip ya, flip ya for real.

by matt February 14, 2005

pick a pig

the night at the local pub when ladies drinks are cheap... aka ladies night, penny pinchin pussy night, the hogline( the line of women outside waiting to get in for cheap liquor.

yo man .. its pick a pig night at shakers, lets go ..

hey dude, lets fly on down to the pick pig and get busy

by matt March 7, 2004

tahoe

tah stands for trick ass hoe, so lisa came up with tahoe, and so therefor a tahoe is a trick ass hoe.. YAAAAAA BIOTCH

man i wish i had a tahoe that rode as smooth as that one!

by MATT November 13, 2004

steal

To punch someone

Yo son, that mofo be frontin. I'm gonna go steal him in his mouf.

Damn son, you just got stole in your dome.

by Matt August 13, 2003

Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

by matt November 15, 2002

assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down

hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck

by matt July 8, 2004