Junkbucket

The Linza Mobile

Damn, that's one sexy Junkbucket, Linza ;)

by Matt March 18, 2003

elephant trunk

A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.

Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.

by Matt June 17, 2004

money shot

To ejaculate (cum) on a woman's body, other than inside a crevice. Usually on the face or in the eye

I was screwing her, then i pulled out and gave her a money shot all over her face!

by Matt August 14, 2003

Chaunse

Basically a kid who sucks ass and at life. It originated from the kids of EP High School and Chaska High School.

Kiel Hockett is one big chaunse.

by Matt April 19, 2005

strap

You are considered "strapped" when you are in possesion of a fire-arm. But it started off as a term to describe when you have a Mac 10 or some other semimachine gun or uzi on a strap hanging from your shoulder under your clothes.

"We stay strapped when walking threw the hood"

by matt September 07, 2004

Thielism

1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.

Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"

Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.

by Matt October 27, 2010

fahorglingrads

The way that Coach Z of Homestarrunner.com pronounces fhqwgads.

Fahorglingrads just can't get enough of Strong Bad.

by Matt April 14, 2004