Alice Cooper

He is one of the best shock rockers ever. Hes so awesome he actually came to my shit hometown on his EYES OF ALICE COOPER RETURNS tour and you can bet I was there! (I even painted my face heheheh)
People think hes washed up just because hes old and plays Golf, and they think hes a sellout because hes in commercials, but thast because PEOPLE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK MUSIC IS ABOUT! WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW OLD THE SINGER IS! ITS THE MUSIC THAT MATTERS! I COULDNT CARE LESS IF A BAND WAS FORMED BY A BUNCH OF FUCKING TALKING PEANUTS!!!!! AS LONG AS THEY MAKE GOOD MUSIC ID LISTEN TO THEM!
The point is, people are judging him for his appearance now, which is retarded. The people that judge him as a sellout or a washed-up old fart are probably the same people that just watch MuchMusic just to see whos hot these days, and listen to Billy Talent and Good Charlotte and other flavors of the month. YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK! YOU CAN ALL ROT IN POSER HELL!! ALICE COOPER WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE OF THE BEST METAL GROUPS TO BE FORMED!
Best songs by him:
Schools Out,
Poison,
Billion Dollar Babies,
Elected,
Sick Things,
No More Mr. Nice Guy,
I'm Eighteen,
and FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN (one of the best songs EVER with a sick solo)
by Matt October 23, 2004
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irish coffee

A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.

Iced Irish Coffee

2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk

Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.

Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.

Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.

Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.

Can serve 2
Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!
by Matt October 01, 2005
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elephant trunk

A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.
Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.
by Matt June 17, 2004
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Junkbucket

Damn, that's one sexy Junkbucket, Linza ;)
by Matt March 18, 2003
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jet ass

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.
Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!
by Matt April 09, 2004
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calamazoo

"Aren't you the loser who fell down the stairs yesterday?"
"Calamazoo"
by matt June 25, 2004
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booyakasha

booyakasha is an african term that means, "all death to the whites," that is the literal translation of it, and dont bother contesting it because you are wrong
there is no example for the use of this word
by matt September 21, 2004
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