Matt's definitions

SoapBar

A crap brown hard drug sold as cannabis in england. Might have had something to do with cannabis at some point in it's past if you're lucky. Smoked by people who don't really like to get stoned too much (genrally tobacco smokers). Full of barbituates, records, industrial binding agents and worse. Sometimes refered to as solid or smackbar. Mostly smoked by kevs, trendies and peoples mum's.

Eugh was that fucking soapbar? - oh my god its soooooo foul. How can you smoke that shit?

by Matt October 20, 2004

chavabis

Horrible brown cannabis like substance that chavs like to smoke but prefer to sell (cos its cool to sell drugs). Scientifically proven to be the sweepings from the floor of a factory that produces proper resin.

Filthy cheap, filthy excuse for narcotics. We have all been there.....

by Matt January 24, 2005

boguard

someone who keeps lighting the weed after its already burning,they try to get a bigger hit but their just being stupid

stop boguardin' the bowl

by Matt January 13, 2004

shandals

A combination of sandals and shoes made from a well worn pair of sneakers, usually very well worn, by cutting away the fabric over the toe and around the heel.

"Hey Andrew, I think those old track shoes are just about ready to become shandals."

"Dude, nice shandals!"

by Matt September 29, 2003

grand slam

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.

"I hit a grand slam home run last night."

by matt January 5, 2004

insane clown posse

The worst band in the history of music. Consists of two white-trying-to-be-black losers who coudn't make music if their lives depended on it. Use the word fuck more than any group i have ever heard. Oh yeah, and they can't get laid.

Example of an Insane Clown Posse 'lyric':

Then I hit the bitch Met this bum in the back of a dumpster Fucked her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang Then I heard my dingaling sang Your nuts we want your nuts We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts Your nuts we want your nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts (sluts)

WTF???

by matt November 6, 2006

jib

jib mountain biking,originated from jib snowboarding,doing tricks on man made objects.

i jibbed this 3 foot ledge to 180 tail tap.
jibby
n.to jib

by matt December 13, 2003