Definitions by Matt

yiu fai

A chinese guy, usually with extremely straight hair, who rides the Faraz Wheel. A "yiu fai" usually smokes monkey pole, but is known to be neither straight, nor gay, nor bisexual.

Hey yiu fai, your hair may be straight but you aren't.

yiu fai by Matt August 5, 2003

Pud 

Old mans ball sac

Pud by matt August 3, 2003

poop nugget 

a nugget of poo. also a funny word to call somebody-

"HAha, u poop nugget!"

poop nugget by matt July 30, 2003

Coldicutt 

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners

"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"

Coldicutt by matt July 26, 2003

quarter pounder with cheese 

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch

"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese

quarter pounder with cheese by matt July 26, 2003

quarter pounder with mayo 

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds

i made a quarter pounder with mayo last night

quarter pounder with mayo by matt July 26, 2003

Judge Judy 

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.

I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy

Judge Judy by Matt July 26, 2003