Matt's definitions

homewrecker

1) One who moves in with or near you and makes your life miserable. S/He may steal your boy/girlfriend, break your property, make your friends and other close ones hate you, or many other things.

2) A show on the abomination that is MTV which revolves around Ryan Dunn from Viva la Bam seeking revenge on those who "did you wrong," whose wrongdoings so far has been pretty childish. He crashes the wrong-doer by turning their bedroom into an unlivable shit hole through means which most likely would warrant a law suit if this show weren't so obviously staged.

1) That asshole Billy is such a homewrecker! Ever since he moved in next door he's tried taking my girlfriend and has said so much shit about me.
2) After watching five minutes of Homewrecker I wonder how in God's name MTV doesn't get sued for this.

by Matt November 6, 2005

douche bag

A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

by Matt April 27, 2003

Yankees

The greatest organization in all of team sports.

The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.

by Matt October 20, 2003

Grand Slam

Like a slam, only grand.

Oh man, that was a grand slam right outta the ballpark!

by Matt November 3, 2003

spock's beard

a strange progressive / new age band, have some ok songs but pretty experimental.

I'm gonna go trip out to Spock's Beard.

by matt November 16, 2004

milk and honey

something that makes you feel good, better, best even

a really good blowjob or a rush of pure fright adrenaline or a sudden rush of cool when diving into water

by matt March 6, 2004

hersheys highway

The ass, generally refering to butt sex

-Yo I heard that there was a buttfest at sam's last night, and he got his hershey's highway reamed!
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by Matt April 23, 2005