Definitions by Matt

velvet underground 

A old rock band, now a non-mainstream dance club.

"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."

velvet underground by matt October 23, 2003

toolish 

Crazy, trippy images or people or creatures. Usually dark and bizarre, like a Tool video.

"I must be tripping! Everything looks all... Toolish!"

toolish by matt October 23, 2003

exsqueeze me 

Excuse me.

"Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?"

exsqueeze me by matt October 23, 2003

holy mackinaw 

Equivilant to 'Holy Shit'. Often used by hockey announcer Joe Bowen.

"Holy Mackinaw! What a save made by Belfour!"

holy mackinaw by matt October 23, 2003

president of the united stizzles 

Snoop Dogg.

president of the united stizzles by matt October 22, 2003

dumbassco

Complete dumbass.

"Look at that idiot! What a total dumbassco!

dumbassco by Matt October 22, 2003

Roll 

1. To prepare various drugs for use.
2. To go somewhere in style.
3. A slab of fat on a person, sometimes with small animals living under it.

1. Roll that blunt for me, dogg!
2. Let's roll!
3. Eww! That girl probably has mice living in her rolls!

Roll by matt October 22, 2003