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runescape

MMORPG in which the user must make his avatar perform difficult and/or borring tasks. eg. dragonslaying, mining 10,000 coal, fishing trout, ect. again and again and again. often captures the user soul with its mind captivating powers. almost as addicting as crack, heroine and acid....... put together. CBC has started running adds to warn children of the dangers of playing runescape. The surgeon general is currently formulating a warning that will be desplayed on all runescape site and parafanalia.
Scene- mother and son in car driving down the road.....
30 secounds pass.
"another missed oppurtunity to talk to your kids about runescape."
by matt May 5, 2005
mugGet the runescapemug.

where the sun don't shine

The human anus.
I kicked him where the sun don't shine.
by matt February 15, 2004
mugGet the where the sun don't shinemug.

front bum

What my ex girlfriend's lil sister calls a pussy
mommy i hurt my front bum
by Matt April 1, 2004
mugGet the front bummug.

torrington

torrington is the biggest shithole in the world, anyone who shops at walmart or walks around downtown in ripped clothes is a raggy, which is over 70 percent of the population. i am so disgusted that i actually work there.
"did you see that fat dirty lady enter tj maxx?" - kyle

"yeah i see it all the time, the plaza is raggy central." -joe
by matt April 16, 2005
mugGet the torringtonmug.

Puffy Cooch Syndrome

1. A condition affecting larger human females in which the female attempts to cover her desposit of fat located above the crotch and just below the belly (See gunt). The result is a "puffiness" of the vaginal area, creating a very awkward look for the female. Also referred to as P.C.S.
That women thinks she's hiding her fat, but really she's just come down with P.C.S.
by Matt January 13, 2005
mugGet the Puffy Cooch Syndromemug.

The Reverse Houdini

Your giving it to a chick doggy style and you spit on her back, and when she turns around, you cum all over her face.
I pulled the Houdini on my bitch last night dude, she loved it.
by Matt June 2, 2004
mugGet the The Reverse Houdinimug.

jerkizzur

Shaking involuntarily due to the effects of illicit drugs.
I got the jerkizzur with the ice.
by Matt December 16, 2004
mugGet the jerkizzurmug.

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