Matt's definitions

Hoody

An act of fellatio on a male.

See "Blow Job"

"Yo man, I got a hoody from this chick at a party on the weekend"

by Matt September 28, 2004

poser

1. A puzzeling question.
2. One who poses.
3. Commonly mistaken for poseur

If you're going to use it spell it right! It's poseur, not "poser."

by Matt May 13, 2006

=*(

Its a sad crying face... how emo-esque.

=*( Fuck, dude... I'm sad and whatnot...


My girlfriend just took my left testacle =*(

by Matt November 28, 2004

gusittt

Relatively new word used to describe a middle lane driver on British motorways.

Should only be really be used to describe when the Gusittt continues to drive in the middle lane forcing you to change from inside lane to the outside lane to over take, then to return back to the inside lane again.

Should the offending driver move into the inside lane when you need to overtake, this is not a gusittt

move over you gusittt!

by matt February 11, 2004

ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

by matt February 5, 2004

Children of Bodom

A fucking great scandinavian metal band, with some of the best guitar riffs ever. Alexi Laiho is god.

Children of Bodom ripped my fucking head off last night.

by matt November 13, 2004

How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"

"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.

by Matt April 25, 2005