Matt's definitions

mook blaster

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.

aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Sneed

to scam, steal, rip someone off, dishonest

Brah was tryin to sneed me on that eighth

by matt April 11, 2004

George Bush

1. Warmongerer
2. Mother Fucker
3. Looks like a Camel.

That warmongering mother fucking camel look-a-like bitch!

by Matt April 11, 2004

Chinless Wonder

A person of high social class with no chin.

That billionaire is a CHINLESS WONDER.

by Matt April 12, 2004

Kinger

Someone who trys with all his/her might to do his and everyone elses work in order to get in the good graces of management.

Kinger is kissing ass again

by matt April 12, 2004

krayt

A big dragon lizard that can bite your head off. Themed to Star Wars.

Woah! That Krayt bit his head off!

by Matt April 13, 2004