Matt's definitions

Miss Morley

Fat slag with rolls, works at wreake valley and she is the most sexist bitch ive ever met, the thinks that 96% of the worlds population are called sam or james and occasionally emma.

she is a:-
bitch
slag
hoe
drag queen
whore
cock
fat cunt

by Matt April 23, 2005

grunger

someone who thinks they are an individual which makes them dilluded as they listen too similar music and wear a similar thing to any other grunger

a grunger said "you laugh at me coz im different"
"no i laugh coz you think u r"

by Matt January 17, 2004

Whiteboarding

having a Whiteboard conversation on MSN messenger

"Fancy Whiteboardin' man?"

by Matt May 26, 2004

michigan

A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.

Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!

by matt March 11, 2005

rainbow kiss

To put different bodily fluids such as semen and a girl's period into a glass (or not) and drink it

Mmm, that rainbow kiss tasted musky!

by Matt August 14, 2003

hermaphrodite

See also: Richard Simmons

How does a hermaphrodite get a sex change

by matt July 15, 2004

rem

Short for remedial also use remy

you are such a rem

by matt February 12, 2004