dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

dumbassco

Complete dumbass.

"Look at that idiot! What a total dumbassco!

by Matt October 22, 2003

prison weed

Weed smuggled in through the ass hole.

Yo man i bought some prison weed from Big Hernandez in Cell Block D the otha day. It smelled kinda like dookie.

by Matt December 15, 2004

hoey

hoey is a person with a very small rod.

that kid has such a hoey

by matt April 13, 2005

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

b00n

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.

Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.

by Matt February 05, 2004

skokie

1) A female who is skanky and yet also smokin' at the same time, thus drawing one into an equal amount of disgust and titillation. (Combination of the words skanky and smokin') See also Christina Aguilera.

Word Origin: Skokie, IL

Guy 1: Damn, she fine!
Guy 2: Ehh...she's kinda skokie.

by Matt January 14, 2005