Matt's definitions

maddras

To shit into a womens vagina while she is having and orgasim.

John maddras his girlfriend and she hit him.

by Matt March 26, 2003

Max 300

An extremely fast and difficult song from DDR, requiring incredible stamina and sight-reading abilities. It was the first 10 footer to appear when it debuted on DDRMAX and the fastest song to date. Once you pass thing song, you can join the "Max club".

I'd rather run suicides than play Max 300

by Matt September 6, 2004

poser punk

Someone who acts the way they do because they think it's cool.

A kid who wears a tony hawk shirt, has a pre made board, vans shoes, and doesn't know how to skateboard, but they act like they can.

by Matt November 10, 2003

Sir Prancealot

A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."

Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?

Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.

by Matt April 28, 2004

Mantids

What Dave calls Mantises

"Hey Dave, are you looking for mantids"
"Why aren't you looking for mantids"

by Matt September 24, 2004

clevace

Human Waste, Poop, Stinkie, Excriment

There was dog clevace all over my lawn

by Matt April 19, 2005

gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.

Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!

by matt October 24, 2003