Matt's definitions

Kamen Rider

Precurser to American Power Rangers.

"Kamen Rider kicks Power Rangers ***"

by Matt April 5, 2004

badoinkadoink

the real definition is when u put junk in ur trunk. As seen on chappel show on comedy central.

i think u know wht it means

by matt April 6, 2004

curbing

I've also heard this referred to as
"scurbing."

I scurbed that lowride ass-monkey after I caught him stealing my Ford Pinto.

by Matt April 8, 2004

jet ass

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.

Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!

by Matt April 9, 2004

shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

broken pipe

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.

oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004