Matt's definitions

Bovved

"I'm not bovved", "Bovved"

I'm not bothered, meaning, i don't mind either way.

by Matt March 24, 2005

nubbin

Another name for a noob/nub/nublet. Someone who is new at something a sucks horribly at it.

Some kid named Justin Heimbach.

by matt January 29, 2005

theodin

Omg l337 Realmer 1rl

Theodin: OMG I PWNED you 1-1 FoD
Amalgam: I know i suck alt-2

by Matt November 9, 2003

Hard Nipple-Tightis

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

Coca Cola

The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.

Coke is like KFC its finger lickin good.

by Matt August 15, 2003

Roll

1. To prepare various drugs for use.
2. To go somewhere in style.
3. A slab of fat on a person, sometimes with small animals living under it.

1. Roll that blunt for me, dogg!
2. Let's roll!
3. Eww! That girl probably has mice living in her rolls!

by matt October 22, 2003

fanny bollocks

Fanny Bollocks - Term used loosely when describing a male who shows characteristics of a woman even though he is a man. Someone who enjoys whinging constantly to annoy and anger his fellow companions. Does'nt want to go out and get pissed every night because he'd rather sleep.

Man 1 : Are you coming down the pub for a drink?
Man 2: Aaaaarrr......i dont know....no cant be bothered
Man 1 : You fannny bollocks

by matt November 11, 2004