Matt's definitions

core

Suffix for many sub-genres of metal. Most of which suck ass. If something is 'core' then that just means it is shitty or monotonous or dirivative.

Stop listening to that mallcore crap and pick up some Opeth.

by matt April 10, 2005

oober nerd

A supernerd. Relating to excessively nerdish behaviour usually when someone displays superior knowledge on a lame subject matter, such as Star Trek, Starwars etc

No one cares about the dilithiam crytals oobernerd!

by matt February 11, 2004

Shepperly

fudge packing bitch, loves the men too much but has a small one

Shepperly smokes crack but loves the men

How much can you fit up Shepperly's ass

by Matt April 14, 2005

l;akj

the common mess-up of a retarded typer

by matt July 23, 2003

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

epix

a fucking cs god, jesus this kid owns

more headshots then you can imagine

by matt December 16, 2003

cancer

A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!

by Matt May 13, 2005