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Most Linux users understand the ups and downs of all OS possibilities. Linux is lacking in some areas (ie. gaming and ease), but is slowly making it's way into the home. It has the potential to be more stable and secure if you know what you are doing with it. I have found a happy medium. I use Slackware Linux 9.1 for servers and web browsing, MacOS 9.1 for graphics, and Windows XP for gaming.
The closed minded spend too much time hating those that oppose them.
linux by Matt January 18, 2004

Kerplunk 

a game about pieces of shit dropping i toilets (actually about marbles dropping in pocket thingies)
let's play kerplunk!!!!!!!
Kerplunk by matt January 17, 2004
i bought new fluffy poink slippers today!
poink by matt January 17, 2004
someone who thinks they are an individual which makes them dilluded as they listen too similar music and wear a similar thing to any other grunger
a grunger said "you laugh at me coz im different"
"no i laugh coz you think u r"
grunger by Matt January 17, 2004

Asskickar 

One who kicks copious amounts of ass.
Brigham Ass Matt is an ass kicker.
Asskickar by Matt January 16, 2004

Scratchin in my record shop 

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!
"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"
Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)
school by Matt January 15, 2004