thwapt

The sound an arrow makes after impaling an Ogre through the genitals.

"Dude I RULE at Warcraft! Eat thwapt!"

by matt October 22, 2003

Dead Presidents

American currency, any paper money

Jerome: How much is that?
Leroy: I'll make it 20 dead presidents
Jerome: Aight

by matt October 01, 2002

hoey

hoey is a person with a very small rod.

that kid has such a hoey

by matt April 13, 2005

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

prison weed

Weed smuggled in through the ass hole.

Yo man i bought some prison weed from Big Hernandez in Cell Block D the otha day. It smelled kinda like dookie.

by Matt December 15, 2004

cougar

A car made by Mercury. Mercury Cougar.

That Cougar is pretty fast

by Matt August 04, 2004