Matt's definitions

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

Music

Something the world would be lost without.

Music is life.

by Matt April 16, 2004

poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004

rehearsal

The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".

What the fuck is a re-hear-sal?

by Matt September 22, 2003

Ya mum

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner

Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum

by Matt November 30, 2004

Cockeater

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

by matt April 5, 2004

Flamer

Kid with red hair and flaming red pubies.

That sucks man ur a f***ing flamer!

by Matt December 16, 2003