Matt's definitions

Coldicutt

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners

"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"

by matt July 26, 2003

scheckter

a company that makes very good sounding, and hard to find, guitar and bass pickups.

I bought some Scheckter pickups for my jazz bass and now it sounds bad-ass.

by Matt May 18, 2004

Nut Funk

The term used to describe the unpleasant odor of sweaty, unwashed testicles after a few days.

"Man I got to take a shower, I don't want Krissy smelling the nut funk"

by Matt December 5, 2003

fagocism

An individual who displays homosexual qualities. A queer or a fudgepacker.

Max loves to frolic in the strawberry patch with other men. He is definately showing signs of fagocism.

by Matt February 8, 2004

rusty muffler

what my dad says after fucking my mom in the ass

damn kid, your mom sure does have a rusty muffler

by Matt January 9, 2004

phag

Pretty Hot and Gorgeous

Pat and Boon are PHAG!!

by Matt March 2, 2005

sum 41

A good band but wrongly labelled as punk

by matt September 4, 2003