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organic chemistry 

A discipline of chemistry which involved the study of the structure, reactions, compounds, et. al. of organisms and other organic compounds that contain carbon. Often refered to simply as "organic" or "o-chem." Considered by many to be the number one ass-raper on college campuses.
After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.
organic chemistry by Matt October 11, 2005

irish coffee 

A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.

Iced Irish Coffee

2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk

Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.

Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.

Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.

Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.

Can serve 2
Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!
irish coffee by Matt October 1, 2005

negroids 

man 1: Hes not buff cuz hes taking steroids, hes got negroids, its alll natural....
negroids by matt September 29, 2005
The female sex organs and genetalia. Often desired by persons of the opposite sex and sometimes of the same sex. Also the butt end of many jokes.
Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
vagina by Matt September 22, 2005
when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.
I gave the girl last night a carwash.
Carwash by Matt September 20, 2005

Guinness 

Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.

Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.
Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!
Guinness by Matt September 18, 2005

green day fan 

There are three types of Green Day fans out there.
1) Older fan: Someone who has been listening to Green Day since the early 90s. GD may not be their favourite band, but it certainly is one of their favourites. Usually doesn't care too much about what you think about them. However, they laugh at the New/American Idiot Fans.
2) Quazi-New fans: These individuals have been listening to Green Day since about when Warning was released. They tend to do a great deal of research on the band to communicate with the Older Fans. Tend to hate the New/American Idiot Fans.
3) New/American Idiot Fans: As the name implies, these are the "fans" who started liking Green Day once American Idiot was released. Their age usually ranges from 11-14, they're most likely mall punk, and they research Green Day to the point of insanity because "OMG Billy Joe iz so HOT!!!11! OMG OMG OMG I WOULD SO FUCK HIM!!" They usually make "sex/story" quizes about the band, claim they know everything about the band based on what they read on Amazon.com, and are insanely obnoxious. See poseur.
I need to use Green Day Fan in the example, so...
1) Yeah, I saw Green Day about 9 years ago and it was intense.
2) I liked Green Day to begin with, but after listening to Kerplunk I love them!
3) OMG GREEN DAY IS SOOOOOOOOO COOL AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM YOU MUST BE GAY LOL I LUV BILLY JOE!
green day fan by Matt September 10, 2005