Matt's definitions

Wookie

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star wars

by Matt March 3, 2005

froglidite

a small frog-like creature, that is a puta, or a lil bitch.

Eric Gudzinas is the original froglidite

by matt April 14, 2004

Chauncey

Not to be confused with the term "Chauncy", which is without the E.

A Chauncey is a person who tends to be more talented, smarter, and better over-all in numeruos ways than the average person. They tend to be deserving of reverence and are thought of highly, but sometimes due to this are envied.

Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Charlemagne, and George Washington were all true Chauncey's.

by Matt September 1, 2008

fun juice

the process of male gential explodsion

Wow ... that kid's gotta lot of Fun juice

by Matt July 23, 2006

doctoress

A female in the profession of doctoring.

I went to see my doctoress today.

by Matt September 16, 2004

gusjohnson

verb - to shatter a backboard

Darryl Dawkins gusjohnsoned two backboards.

by matt December 9, 2004

buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

by matt February 4, 2004