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Definitions by Matt

Relatively new word used to describe a middle lane driver on British motorways.

Should only be really be used to describe when the Gusittt continues to drive in the middle lane forcing you to change from inside lane to the outside lane to over take, then to return back to the inside lane again.

Should the offending driver move into the inside lane when you need to overtake, this is not a gusittt
move over you gusittt!
gusittt by matt February 11, 2004
A person who is not ugly and not "hott", but in be'tween'.
<@AuroraX0> I'm so f-in ugly.
<@Crimson> Yeah, you kinda are. You're not even a tweener.
tweener by Matt February 10, 2004

timbergay 

Less gay than Simmonsgay, but more gay than Regisgay. See the gay-o-meter
Eww! You listen to justin timbergay?
timbergay by matt February 10, 2004

nerd syndrome 

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.
Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.
nerd syndrome by matt February 10, 2004

bombs over baghdad 

The act of layin' some lovin on a fine lady.
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.
bombs over baghdad by matt February 9, 2004
All those girls obsessed with Orlando Bloom, Tom Hardy and those such fags.
Anyone with a screenname like "TomHardysImzadi" must be a fangirl.
fangirl by matt February 9, 2004

salesmonkey 

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.
Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"
salesmonkey by Matt February 9, 2004