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cheda

Cheda is a word used for people who have a beast-like addiction for male genitals.

When engaged in male gay sex (see 'gay sex' for more information'), these people go to such as extremes as to bite off their mate's testicles and/or penis.

When deprived of their favourite thing, chedas are known to do either the aforementioned or sulk into a corner until the day they die.

Scientists never found out what causes this obsession, and there is no cure yet.
John: Hey Jenny, I'm going out with Joe today... You know Joe, right? From the club?

Jenny: JOE? Are you crazy? Didn't you hear that he's a Cheda?

John: Holy shit, you're kidding me, right? ... Damn, I really thought he was cute, but I don't need creepy shit like that in my life. Thanks for telling me.
by Mati March 10, 2005
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website tagging

This is meant as a continuation of the first definition found on this page. But since the system is a tad bit weird, I assume this will be the first definition, so look for the other one first and read it.

Website tagging, as of 20th april, thanks to Kyle Welsh and myself also means 'defacing' a website so that it appears thruthful to it's original form, but the content is completely changed. Great examples of this are Kyle's 'Gaygle' and 'Unibrow'(Unicef), and DJ's Mclawsuit.

We are pioneers of this, so let it be known where credit is worth.
Oh god, I'm so gonna deface this website... It will be the greatest tag ever.
by Mati April 20, 2005
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Matilde

A very.... enthusiastic person. She knows how to make people laugh and can be very persistent at times. Good at hugs and comfort. Sexy Danish Woman of course!
“Hey Matilde!”
“Dude! Did you see the guacamole scene
by Mati January 8, 2019
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emo haircut

Kyle's current haircut. It's hilarious.
LOL, Kyle, your haircut is 100% Emo. Pfft.
by Mati April 13, 2005
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Dova

If you have a Dova, you're lucky.
by mati March 22, 2005
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Katie

Loves to mow the lawn and shout at disabled pigs. Loves to wear fake casts for fun as she think she will make friends but usually enjoys boys with hairy balls
Guy: omg I wish my girlfriend liked My hairy balls
Guy 2 : dude you need a Katie!!
by Mati January 8, 2019
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shitkyle

A shit variant of the name Kyle.
Bobrot: Hey shitkyle, are you a cheda?
Shitkyle: Hell no.
Bobrot: Thank god. Hey, wanna listen to Lugubrum and get high?
Shitkyle: Sure.
by Mati March 17, 2005
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