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Website Tagging

On the 19th april of 2005, Tim Williams, Gemoman, Gemo, Tim or Timmy, was talking with me on MSN messenger, and out of extreme boredom, came up with what has come to be known as 'website tagging'.

The concept is simple. You take a screenshot of a website, and write something on it - your name - that the website sucks - That a horse took a shit on it -- Anything. Once this is finished, you illegaly own the website.

See the image section for examples.

Let it be known that this trend was started by none other than Gemo.
Gemo: "I've gotten to the point of boredom in which I'm "tagging" websites."
by Mati April 19, 2005
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slipsnot

A bastardization of the word Slipknot.

Slipknot is a Nu Metal band from America.


if you ask me, it's a more accurate way to call the band.
Holy shit, Slipsnot is fucking gay.
by Mati January 18, 2005
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heating

I am heating up my blanket. It will be very warm once I am finished.
by Mati April 13, 2005
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cheda

Cheda is a word used for people who have a beast-like addiction for male genitals.

When engaged in male gay sex (see 'gay sex' for more information'), these people go to such as extremes as to bite off their mate's testicles and/or penis.

When deprived of their favourite thing, chedas are known to do either the aforementioned or sulk into a corner until the day they die.

Scientists never found out what causes this obsession, and there is no cure yet.
John: Hey Jenny, I'm going out with Joe today... You know Joe, right? From the club?

Jenny: JOE? Are you crazy? Didn't you hear that he's a Cheda?

John: Holy shit, you're kidding me, right? ... Damn, I really thought he was cute, but I don't need creepy shit like that in my life. Thanks for telling me.
by Mati March 10, 2005
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Katie

Loves to mow the lawn and shout at disabled pigs. Loves to wear fake casts for fun as she think she will make friends but usually enjoys boys with hairy balls
Guy: omg I wish my girlfriend liked My hairy balls
Guy 2 : dude you need a Katie!!
by Mati January 8, 2019
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pickle rape

An act of rape commited with a pickle
Please stop raping me with that pickle, pickle rape is illegal! oh god no, oh god!
by Mati May 18, 2006
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Lens Cleaning Liquid Rape

Act or rape commited with a lens cleaning liquid. Considered illegal in some countries.
OH GOD NO! Stop raping me with that lens cleaning liquid! Lens cleaning liquid rape is considered illegal in some countries!
by Mati May 18, 2006
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