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Mindful Math

Also known as “New Age Math.” When the buzzword “mindful” subliminally conveys the idea that one can master the most disliked school subject, by cultivating a relaxed mind for the brain to focus on what is required in a math question—a mind-over-math approach via meditation and relaxation to reduce fear and failure.
The math education industry hasn’t been spared by the Mindfulness Movement, which is promoting “Mindful Math” programs countrywide to target the math-anxious kids of the rich and the famous—they’re preaching the feel-good gospel that math success is more psychological than logical.
by MathPlus February 7, 2018
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Fermat’s Last Theorem

Arguably the most notorious problem in the history of mathematics: mathematicians’ secret desire to solve it to achieve mathematical fame and immortality had saved a few lives, whose suicidal minds were so absorbed in their proofs that they forgot to end their lives prematurely.
A generalized version of the Pythagorean theorem, the Fermat’s Last Theorem was finally put to rest by Prof. Wiles, after an error was exposed in the first proof he unveiled to the mathematical brethren.
by MathPlus February 13, 2018
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Jesus Is the Answer

A seemingly naive or simplistic solution to one's life problems that Jesus can make the impossible possible—a crazy idea to the cynical or skeptical nonbeliever.
Be it in health, relationships, career, or finances, one can expect a breakthrough if one believes that Jesus is more than willing to turn one's life around—this is why Jesus is the answer to all of one's life's problems.
by MathPlus January 22, 2017
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Devilish Pi

The hypothesis that deep inside the digits of the decimal number π there is a string of 666 successive sixes rubbing shoulders—the number 666 is notoriously known as the “Beast or Devil Number.”
Recreational mathematicians think that should they locate the devilish pi, that might be very disturbing to theologians, who could alarmingly interpret such a recurring occurrence as a proof that the devil is in the digits.
by MathPlus March 31, 2020
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Political Pi

When the digits of the decimal number π can be used to divine the ups and downs of a politician’s career—apparently a numerological activity by nontenured mathematicians who moonlight for politicians who have faith in the spiritual or occultic power of numbers.
That President Trump’s re-election or rejection by the electorate could be determined by political pi proves that the intersection between pi and politics is not zero.
by MathPlus April 16, 2020
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Covid-🎢

When amusement park visitors who wish to ride a roller coaster are banned from screaming during the minutes-long trip lest their high-pitched voices might spread the virus to those around them if they happen to be asymptomatic.
In Japan, due to the Covid-🎢 ruling, most parents are discouraging their kids from taking part in any rides.
by MathPlus September 10, 2020
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Two deadly mass events—the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks by radical Islamists from Saudi Arabia and the December 2009 coronavirus pandemic spread by Chinese Communists from Wuhan—that had killed thousands of innocent lives due to radical ideology and viral cover-up, with fear, death, loss, pain, and trauma among the common denominators.
Between 🇸🇦₉₁₁ & 🇨🇳🦠₁₉, which event has greater eternal consequences for mankind, besides their present religious and political ramifications on earth?
by MathPlus September 12, 2020
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