MatT's definitions

Rump-thumper

An idiotic person, often a homosexual.

Valentine is such a rump-thumper!

by Matt October 27, 2003

A.D.I.D.A.S.

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

by Matt October 27, 2003

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

Flibbity Flobbity Flu

A new way ffor people to say in the hizzy fo shizzy.

I'm flibbity flobbity flu.

by MATT October 28, 2003

drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

by matt November 1, 2003

awesomest

To be more awesome then awesome itself.

You are the awesomist boss!

by matt November 2, 2003

Grand Slam

Like a slam, only grand.

Oh man, that was a grand slam right outta the ballpark!

by Matt November 3, 2003