MatT's definitions

ichor

Demon or Orc blood, usually black and sticky. Seen often but not excessively in The Lord of the Rings.

The decaptitated Orc sprayed ichor into the air.

by matt January 22, 2005

strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.

"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."

by Matt August 3, 2004

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen

by Matt November 14, 2004

GMS

Known as Griffen Matt Syndrome, this is were you repeat somthing that has just been said without knowing/realizing it had/has been said.

Wow, GMS, i cant believe i just said that right after you.

by Matt March 1, 2005

gotj

stands for godofthejungle

gotj is a very smart person

by MATT August 25, 2004

nipplets

The very center point of a nipple. The most sensitive region, one that can cause utmost pleasure to a female.

I like to play with Kim's nipplets when I get the chance to.

by Matt August 16, 2003