MatT's definitions

meaning of life

Three simple truths: Enjoy, grow, unite.

Have fun evolving together.

by matt January 24, 2004

simpsons

A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.

Damn, turn the simpsons off, Family Guy/South Park is on.

by Matt August 3, 2006

mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

by Matt January 25, 2004

Man hole cover

A cover protecting a mans ass, usually used in jail.

"Man, should of gotten a man hole cover!"

by Matt January 25, 2004

mexiflip

A Mexican-Filipino person.

Blake's such a mexiflip! He makes punset burritos.

by Matt January 27, 2004

Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 27, 2004

'zig'

the ship used on the game Zero Wing to fly through space and kick some ass.

Take off every 'zig'. you know what you doing. move 'zig' for great justice.

by Matt January 28, 2004