MatT's definitions

coheed and cambria

In reality this is a kick ass band with great musical talent and an equally great talent for writing. In a fictional world, Coheed and Cambria are husband and wife in a science fiction story written by the singer of the band Claudio Sanchez. The story revolves around Coheed transforming into the Monstar after being injected with a serum by a dragonfly, and the fate of the universe rests in his hands. Claudio wrote himself into the story as the last remaining child of 4, the other 3 were murdered by their parents Coheed and Cambria. Claudio is now The Crowing or a messiah like character. If you are still interested, the graphic novels written by Claudio tell the entire story.

Matt: Hey you know that band Coheed and Cambria?
Azn Jon: Yeah what about em?
Matt: You are gay.

by Matt May 5, 2005

basting

the act of shooting heroin up the rectum with a turkey baster

"hey, i caught franz basting last night"

by matt December 24, 2003

Yankees

The greatest organization in all of team sports.

The yankees have won 26 world series since 1918 and the Red Sox have won 0.

by Matt October 20, 2003

Grand Slam

Like a slam, only grand.

Oh man, that was a grand slam right outta the ballpark!

by Matt November 3, 2003

milk and honey

something that makes you feel good, better, best even

a really good blowjob or a rush of pure fright adrenaline or a sudden rush of cool when diving into water

by matt March 6, 2004

hersheys highway

The ass, generally refering to butt sex

-Yo I heard that there was a buttfest at sam's last night, and he got his hershey's highway reamed!
-...

by Matt April 23, 2005

chuck schuldiner

Legendary guitarist of the metal band Death. One of the pioneers of extreme metal.

Chuck passed away in 2001. RIP

by matt March 17, 2005