ziguee

the act and product of defecating and voiding in one sitting.

"You must all excuse me, I have discovered over the course of this business meeting that I must ziguee."

by Matt June 18, 2003

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

gorvvy

See groovy.

Dude, gorvvy.

by Matt March 05, 2003

Thatchers

Lady balls (referencing former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher.

"In Florida, Rep. Kathleen Harris is spending $10 million of her personal savings to run for Senate, while she's under scrutiny for receiving $32 thousand from the same defense contractor who bribed Duke Cunningham. Folks, that takes balls. Lady balls. We call them...Thatchers."
-Stephen Colbert

by Matt May 12, 2006

religion

"A sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who have strength in numbers."

-Jesse Ventura

Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism are all popular religions.

by Matt March 15, 2004

derby

Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)

If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby

by Matt October 25, 2004

New Jersey

New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...

Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey

by matt September 01, 2004