MatT's definitions

Turban Stuffer

A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.

Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFHK:JHA!

Me: Stfu you Turban Stuffer

by Matt February 5, 2004

ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

by matt February 5, 2004

toolchest

A female version of a toolbox.

She's such a toolchest, she deserved to get fired.

by Matt February 7, 2004

fagocism

An individual who displays homosexual qualities. A queer or a fudgepacker.

Max loves to frolic in the strawberry patch with other men. He is definately showing signs of fagocism.

by Matt February 8, 2004

S2000

A two seater convertible manufactured by Honda of Japan. Currently the highest reving mass produced engine in the world. Known to elicit great joy and excitement from drivers who push the RPMS to 9K. World class handling and a superb 6 speed gearbox define this automotive marvel. Its 2 liter engine makes an incredible 240 HP which helps this car dominate the competition in the twisties. A force to be reckoned with and a purists dream come true. The best bang for the buck bar none.

Matt powerdrifted through the twisties in his S2000 which left the lame ricers in the dust.

by Matt February 8, 2004

bombs over baghdad

The act of layin' some lovin on a fine lady.

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.

by matt February 9, 2004

fangirl

All those girls obsessed with Orlando Bloom, Tom Hardy and those such fags.

Anyone with a screenname like "TomHardysImzadi" must be a fangirl.

by matt February 9, 2004