MatT's definitions

Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.

I gave the girl last night a carwash.

by Matt September 20, 2005

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003

the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra

Ugh, dude you have the clap!

by Matt January 5, 2004

Crazy BOI

sum1 totally crazeeeeeeeeeee

MAtt Greenbank is a perfect example

by Matt August 5, 2004

quarter pounder with mayo

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds

i made a quarter pounder with mayo last night

by matt July 26, 2003

southway

An area of Plymouth Devon, which is often confused for Safeway (the superstore) because of heavy Janner accents. Mostly hills and hicks. Aviod it if possible.

I live in safeway near the airport. No, safeway.

by Matt October 19, 2004

camaro

A sweet ride. Often red.

Hey, check out that sweet camaro!

by Matt June 19, 2005