Thatchers

Lady balls (referencing former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher.

"In Florida, Rep. Kathleen Harris is spending $10 million of her personal savings to run for Senate, while she's under scrutiny for receiving $32 thousand from the same defense contractor who bribed Duke Cunningham. Folks, that takes balls. Lady balls. We call them...Thatchers."
-Stephen Colbert

by Matt May 12, 2006

religion

"A sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who have strength in numbers."

-Jesse Ventura

Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism are all popular religions.

by Matt March 15, 2004

New Jersey

New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...

Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey

by matt September 01, 2004

Weiskopf

Drives a camry xl. A person who is a computer nerd and lies about having a girl freind

hey I have a girl freind whats her name um tammy next week whats your girl freinds name again? Jane

by Matt March 28, 2005

comander

The way that one spells commander if one does not care about adding in the extra "m"

Comander101 is online.

by Matt November 10, 2004

benh

Benh aka Ben "FAP" Hamilton - Ben is the bastard step child of a local drunk known as "Jimmy" Ben received his nick name by loosing several games of "Cracker". After being treated for the oral herpes he received in the process Ben decided that he would no longer gamble on his ability to Fap, but do it in private, where the only STD's he can contract our his own from his own fap juice.

Holy crap, look at benh fap away! If he doesn't fapulate soon he will loose the contest, then he will have to eat the whole fappin lot of crackers!

by Matt January 26, 2005

shrimp dick

DJ Schmidt

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick

by Matt April 20, 2004