MatT's definitions

Coca Cola

The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.

Coke is like KFC its finger lickin good.

by Matt August 15, 2003

Splooge

the white sticky substance emitted from a penis while masturbating on a womans face

Oh my god, look at that sticky splooge I emitted on that sluts face!

by Matt October 6, 2002

swack

Swack is basically another word for fuck. This word originated in San Diego, where lots of guys use it.

GUY 1: Look at that ass over there, would you SWACK?
GUY 2: I'd mos def SWACK that.

by Matt December 28, 2004

theodin

Omg l337 Realmer 1rl

Theodin: OMG I PWNED you 1-1 FoD
Amalgam: I know i suck alt-2

by Matt November 9, 2003

Roll

1. To prepare various drugs for use.
2. To go somewhere in style.
3. A slab of fat on a person, sometimes with small animals living under it.

1. Roll that blunt for me, dogg!
2. Let's roll!
3. Eww! That girl probably has mice living in her rolls!

by matt October 22, 2003

Hard Nipple-Tightis

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

Lifetime

Is there a reason why this boring channel is even on the air?

I don't know of anybody who even watches Lifetime anywy.

by Matt October 4, 2003