MatT's definitions
(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.
(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?
by Matt May 1, 2003

by Matt July 19, 2004

SHANANIGANS ksdjfk skfsdkfj !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Matt December 15, 2004

Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:
Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.
Use it as a frisbee.
Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.
Use it as a coaster for your coffee.
Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.
Use it as a frisbee.
Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.
Use it as a coaster for your coffee.
by matt January 30, 2005

by matt October 10, 2004

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
by Matt January 25, 2004
