Master stghm's definitions

Earphones

A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!

Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears!

Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.

Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.

by master stghm February 5, 2005

wolly west

The real name of the third Flash

His name is Wolly West.

by master stghm April 4, 2004

fursuit

A quick and simple definition (unlike the guy's up there)

A costume that one puts on that makes someone look like an animal. Usually used by furries and actors.

Furries often wear fursuits to furry conventions.

by master stghm April 4, 2004

jay leno

a comedian with a popular talk show who has a large jaw and collects cars

Guy ---- "I am sorry, but we have to break up."

Girl -----"Oh, But why?"

Guy ---- "Its your chin... you look like... like... JAY LENO!!!!!!!!!!!




Did you hear what Jay Leno said on the tonight show last night?

by master stghm April 4, 2004

ribbit

an onomonpeoa used to describe the sound of a frog without making a fool of ones self

The frog goes ribbit.

by master stghm April 4, 2004

Xanga

Xanga is a web log community, or blog, for people too stupid or lazy to learn html and make a real website. Then they put pictures of them and their friends or their pet as a profile picture, then say their main interest is God and tell us about their boring Christian life in a preppy-fad way.

Jane - "You so tottally have to check out my xanga!"

Judy - "OKAY!!"

On the blog ---

OMG so today i was reallee mad at dis boi for punching me in da face da toher day! i am sfp i tonite am going to his house and sh00ting him, whtih a water pistle of course! lol well i gots 2 go feed my kitty! byez (#__#)

by master stghm January 23, 2005

flagette

Girl in the "color guard" who swings a metal pole with some fabric attached to it called a "flag" and often "accidentially" hits a musician just because all they can do is wave a flag.

Hey flagettes, watch where your practicing!

Those flagettes are hot.

by Master stghm September 26, 2004