nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

coin-op cunt

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream

Absolute vacuum of space prevents sound waves from travelling and vice-versa.

When the user of a blondes face for sexual purposes finds that the pleasure sensation is too great and wishes to cry out in a manner befitting a scream. Realising to late that In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

flaps

Erstwhile and previously undisclosed girlfriend of Flipper the Friendly Dolphin

Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

superfly slick dick

Ultra sexy, hard and attractive male. Reknowned for absolute intelligence and style.

Jamie: I made love to 3 beautiful women last night.
Friend: You are a superfly slick dick...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

sycf

Shut - Your - Cunt - Flap

Mommy: ...I cant take any more...
Daddy: ...Sycf...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

disco inferno

What happens when they finally burn down that fucking club on the corner of the street.

Patron: Aaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee...(scream of unutterable agony)...I'm on fire...
Passer-by: What a disco inferno...

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008