Master of Cunts's definitions

cuntis

A strange disease that turns even the most moderate person into a screaming cunt.

Dave was a real fuckhead last night. He must have had a bad case of cuntis.

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

untish untish untish

Core bass line for any techno rhythm. The harder and faster the music, the more disco bunnies it will attract. Subsequently the more disco bunnies the more disco biscuits appear and a far more extravagant example given.

Nightclub:'...untish untish untish....'
Passer-by: Fuck that club is rocking...lets duck in, grab a disco bunny and a face full of disco biscuits.
Friend: Fuckin'A

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

nutfuckle

Mutated, altered fuck knuckle

If Little Jonny doesnt stop picking up hookers off the street he will turn into a nutfuckle...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

dog day demolition

downright dirty and damned destruction of anything anywhere.

President Bush: Our successful Iraq invasion was completed in record time...
Popular Conciousness: It was a dog day demolition

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

cunt stab

Archetypal description of penetrative sex.

Lady at a bar: Hi...
Jamie: Fancy a cunt stab?

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

cuntisafuckflap

Defined as a sickly cunt. An unhealthy fuck. A filthy flap.

I saw a junkie walking along the street. He was dribbling and tweaking. That junkie was cuntisafuckflap...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

coin-op cunt

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008