Shallow

A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.
More than 90% of all girls are shallow.
by Master Tonberry December 08, 2004
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Climhazzard

The most powerful of Cloud Strife's level 2 Limit Breaks. Cloud skewers a single enemy with his sword and leaps high into the air, causing massive physical damage.
Cloud killed the Bandersnatch with Climhazzard.
by Master Tonberry December 08, 2004
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Emerald WEAPON

A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7.

So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points of damage (3,500 with MBarrier) and causes DeBarrier so it can immediately knock out a character. Once its smaller lasers open, it can hit the party with 8 consectutive attacks. The yellow lasers drain 300-500 MP and the blue lasers drain 1,500-3,000 HP with each hit. To make matters worse, it can also hit the team with its super weapon (Aire Tam Storm. Does 1,111 points of damage for every Materia you have) that can do up to 9,999 points of damage to each character. (Tip: If you don't use any magic, except for healing, Emerald won't do this attack.) As far as HP goes, this creature has about 1,200,000 and you've only got 20 minutes to destroy it or it's game over.
I beat Emerald in just 12 minutes without using KOTR.
by Master Tonberry December 09, 2004
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Sapphire WEAPON

The least recognized WEAPON in FF7, mainly because you don't get to fight it. Its the one that attacks Junon Harbor and gets its head blown off by the Cannon.
Sapphire WEAPON's head was blown off by the big Cannon at Junon Harbor.
by Master Tonberry February 07, 2005
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Omnislash

Cloud's ultimate Limit Break. Cloud assaults his oppenent with a long series of powerful sword attacks (15 hits). This may be used against a single enemy or a group; either way, this is an extremely powerful attack. With the correct sword in hand, this attack can actually cause just as much, if not more, damage that the fabled "Knights of the Round" Materia.
Cloud killed Emerald WEAPON with Omnislash.
by Master Tonberry December 09, 2004
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Ed's Underwear! (gags)

A line said by Edd when Ed's rancid underwear landed on his face.
Edd: Ed's underwear! (gags) Soap! I need soap!
by Master Tonberry March 05, 2005
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