Master P’s Theater's definitions

Triple-Boned

The state of being boned by three men at once, with the requirement that at least one boner being inserted into an ear canal.

I am currently being triple-boned, so no, I can’t hear you!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Toilet Soup

A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.

This toilet soup is delicious!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Urine Water

A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.

I’m really thirsty and I hope you’ll pass me that pitcher of urine water.

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Plumpino

A plump and fat little thing, perfect for being kicked straight over the moon and beyond.

You better hand me that baby of yours, lady!!! This little plumpino is about to join nasa!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Sea Crabs

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!

by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023

Coward Sauce

A sauce made from the emulsified bodies of deceased cowards.

Please pass the coward sauce. I’m SO DAMNED HUNGRY!!!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024