Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Master P’s Theater

Poop Whistle

A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.

Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.

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Vomit that is comprised of fresh, and extremely expensive gourmet chocolate.

Will you please eat this expensive gourmet chocolate and then barf it up so that I can have some A+ Chocolate Barf?

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A tornado that is completely filled with and comprised of worms. 🌪 🪱

This fishing trip is going to be amazing, my dear Belvinita, because look! Here comes a tornado of worms! I think the fish’ll be biting tonight!

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A derogatory term for an unhygienic and unkempt woman who habitually chops off the penis from any man with whom she’s had sex.

Uh oh, don’t go near that sorry old Slop ‘n Chop of a hag. She’ll chop your dick off!

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A plump and fat little thing, perfect for being kicked straight over the moon and beyond.

You better hand me that baby of yours, lady!!! This little plumpino is about to join nasa!

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The state of being boned by three men at once, with the requirement that at least one boner being inserted into an ear canal.

I am currently being triple-boned, so no, I can’t hear you!

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