Sea Crabs

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

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Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

by Master P’s Theater November 05, 2023

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A derogatory term for an unhygienic and unkempt woman who habitually chops off the penis from any man with whom she’s had sex.

Uh oh, don’t go near that sorry old Slop ‘n Chop of a hag. She’ll chop your dick off!

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A sauce made from the emulsified bodies of deceased cowards.

Please pass the coward sauce. I’m SO DAMNED HUNGRY!!!

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A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.

Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.

by Master P’s Theater February 20, 2024

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The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.

Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!

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A plump and fat little thing, perfect for being kicked straight over the moon and beyond.

You better hand me that baby of yours, lady!!! This little plumpino is about to join nasa!

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