Master Bates 's definitions
by Master Bates March 28, 2005

by Master Bates April 24, 2005

by Master Bates July 7, 2023

by Master Bates June 19, 2004

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
by Master Bates September 18, 2003

by master bates January 1, 2003

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.
Look at the shmeebs on that!
by Master Bates March 28, 2005
