lembo

A name used as an insult, originating from some place on Long Island.
God, you're such a lembo.
by Master Bates April 24, 2005
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scrote face

Somebody with a very wrinkly face, resembling a scrotum.
Man! Robert Fryar is a real scrote face,oh....he sucks cock too.
by Master Bates June 19, 2004
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Gelb

by Master Bates February 18, 2005
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Gdn

On Gdn stop playing with me lord onna boss
by Master Bates July 07, 2023
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shmeebs

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.
Look at the shmeebs on that!
by Master Bates March 28, 2005
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crack one out

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc
John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.
by Master Bates September 18, 2003
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