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the angrey pirate

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.
The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble
by Master Apps September 18, 2005
mugGet the the angrey piratemug.

sponge job

The act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts
"Rob was so desperate he went to his Grandma and got him self a sponge job, dirty fucker"
by Master Apps December 4, 2004
mugGet the sponge jobmug.

The Last Supper

The Last Supper is the last time you eat before your holidays are over. This is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. This time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. It came from the original “The Last Supper” was the time when Jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has simply been transfered to common person's vocabulary
Whilst eating dinner:
Example One:" Oh crap it’s the last supper, I have to get this report done or my boss will kill me"
Example Two:" Shit, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure."
by Master Apps July 27, 2008
mugGet the The Last Suppermug.

Lebro

Actually named levi but because of his pitiful attempts to act like a ganster he has been nick-named lebro. He is also the biggest loser i have ever met
i was wandering through the school yard and levi walked into me, his gold chains and seedy bumfluf moustache waved in the wind, "watch it lebro" i said, he then picked a fight with me, which lead to me beating the crap out of him with a piece of limp garden hose, and then waxing his try hard moustache with a piece of gaffa tape.
by Master Apps September 3, 2005
mugGet the Lebromug.

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