taste the forks

What a real australian would do to somebody who was insulting them, instead of giving them the american "middle finger". The expression "taste the forks" normally accompanies the tradition two fingers, and can be repeted many times to gain desired effect. It means in true definiton Get fucked
I was walking down the street and some westie hicks drove by and one stuck his head out of the car and screamed "hey blondie youze is ugly". I was then obliged to scream "taste the forks" and erected my two fingers to them. They then got out of there car and beat me for hours, and then shoved my "forks" up my arse and ran off.
by Master Apps August 11, 2005
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scorpion women

The person who married the scorpion king, ie scorpion woman marrys the scorpion man ect..the rock from the mummy returns.
i saw the rock embracing his scorpion women, and it kind of made me sad that i had to kill him to regain control of anubus's army of the dead
by Master Apps August 16, 2005
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Lebro

Actually named levi but because of his pitiful attempts to act like a ganster he has been nick-named lebro. He is also the biggest loser i have ever met
i was wandering through the school yard and levi walked into me, his gold chains and seedy bumfluf moustache waved in the wind, "watch it lebro" i said, he then picked a fight with me, which lead to me beating the crap out of him with a piece of limp garden hose, and then waxing his try hard moustache with a piece of gaffa tape.
by Master Apps August 11, 2005
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the angrey pirate

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.
The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble
by Master Apps August 27, 2005
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