The Last Supper

The last time you eat before your holidays are over. This is normally the time that realise that you haven’t done some work or forgot to get your hair cut or anything else that needs to be done before returning to school, work or uni ect. This time is the last resort time, when everything that needs to be done is done as soon as possible and as fast as possible. It came from the original “Last Supper” the time when Jesus was having his last meal with his people before being crucified, but has been changed for the common person
Whilst eating dinner:
Example One:" Oh crap it’s the last supper, I have to get this report done or my boss will kill me"
Example Two:" Shit, look at the length of my hair, and it’s the last supper, ill never get it cut by tomorrow, ill be in trouble for sure."
by Master Apps July 16, 2008
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scorpion women

The person who married the scorpion king, ie scorpion woman marrys the scorpion man ect..the rock from the mummy returns.
i saw the rock embracing his scorpion women, and it kind of made me sad that i had to kill him to regain control of anubus's army of the dead
by Master Apps September 06, 2005
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the angrey pirate

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.
The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble
by Master Apps September 18, 2005
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Unpimp

Unpimp, someone who is un cool, un fashionable, just plan boring. You would have to have been living under a rock for 50 years to be truely unpimp. The word originated in france as one pimp, but it has been used as a insult after being misuderstood by an australian. Thus creating the word, which is now used in all normal Australian households. Also see loser
El was so incrediably unpimp i had to slap her. After my amazingly pimp body touched her, she instantly realised that she was unpimp and decided to spend the rest of her days selling death sticks and re-thinking her life.
by Master Apps August 07, 2005
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sponge job

The act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts
"Rob was so desperate he went to his Grandma and got him self a sponge job, dirty fucker"
by Master Apps December 04, 2004
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a fibbion handful

In true defenition, To take an excessive amount of something in just one handful. If you where to take a fibbion handful from something like a bowl of chips you would take almost five hands worth of chips in one hand.
Person 1: Hey would like some chips, i love chips dont you? Only take a handful cause im kinda hungry
Person 2: Ok (a fibbion handful)
Person 1: What the fuck! thats like half my packet, and you did it with only one hand, there so huge, literally..
Person 2: BAIL WHOOPPP WHOOPP WHOOPP
Person 1: Nein my chips are all gone now
by Master Apps October 21, 2005
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fair chat

Its what you say when you see something that is worse than chat, and you dont wanna swear, cause that makes you a theving westie hick. Which is bad
1st Person: Hey, have you seen Britney Spear's fat stomach, due to pregnacy?
2nd Person: I have its chat, in fact fair chat even, im not gonna wank over her for at least a few days.
by Master Apps August 07, 2005
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