VSCO

A super powerful photo & video editing app that is used by everyone from professionals to amateur photographers. They offer a wide range of filters and presets to choose from.
Me: I love VSCO
Her: OMG me too!
Me: yeahhh like, they have so many filters to choose from!!
Her: Wut
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 05, 2020
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July 8, 2022

The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.

Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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cast a vote for trump

The act of taking a huge stinky shit!
Bro: Hey where you going man?

Me: I'll be right with you, I have to go cast a vote for Trump.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2019
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My Cows My Meat

The phrase that pimps like to say to establish their territory in the pimp world. Cows referring to the hooker and meat referring to their clients.
*in a bar*

Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021
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my dude

The male equivalent of "my lady" (British origin), generally used as a respectable form of address.
Straight guy from 1919: Wanna join me in a dance, my lady?

Gay (or straight) guy from 2019: Wanna join me in a dance, my dude?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 23, 2019
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Wuhan

Before COVID was a thing, Wuhan was actually quite a nice city. Located in the central region of China, Wuhan is the capital city of the Hubei province and has a population of over 11 million.

This city has a rich history left by ancient Chinese dynasties so you will find many historical structures such as the Yellow Crane Tower.

The city is also situated right beside Yangtze River, the 3rd longest river in the world. The Yangtze River Bridge is also located here, and is the world's 2nd longest suspension bridge.

As for cuisine, Wuhan is mostly known for its soups and noodle dishes.

Though, Wuhan may be the last place you'd want to be during the summer, as temperatures get scorching hot.
Pre-COVID Wuhan: *lively busy atmosphere with many street attractions to see*

Post-COVID Wuhan: *cricket noises*
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baculum

The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.
Jesse's erection was so prolonged that he might as well call it a baculum.
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