Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian's definitions
A very strong and empowering phrase that, once spoken, completely annihilates all perceived bullshit within its proximity.
Stupid e-girl: heyyyyy! Wanna see some nudes?? 😋😊
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*
Me: Shut the fuck up
Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 12, 2021
Get the Shut the fuck upmug. This term refers to a lady who regularly likes to goes clubbing. Often dominates the dancefloor with such dexterity, thus becoming the 'queen of clubs'.
Guy 1: Yo you see that hottie over there? Damn she sure knows how to dance
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's the queen of clubs.
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's the queen of clubs.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 22, 2019
Get the queen of clubsmug. When one stretches their scrotum to the point of being loose enough to cover their entire penis like a drape. Just one of the many exotic neologisms derived from ReiyuGuiGui's twitch streams.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
Get the ball drapesmug. Hey, wasn't "UD du jour" the UD du jour just a month ago?
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2022
Get the UD du jourmug. Probably one of the most wholesome media sites ever created.
It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factors—along with it appealing more to females—contribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factors—along with it appealing more to females—contribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
After a day of browsing shitposts and idiotic discussion threads on X formerly Twitter, I decided to hop on Pinterest for some soothing eye bleach.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 30, 2024
Get the Pinterestmug. 
An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 8, 2022
Get the Femtopenismug.