Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
PD Day
PD Day, aka Professional Development Day, aka the best day of school!! Students in elementary schools do not need to go to school on a PD day, cus the adults are busy doing adult stuff.
PD Day by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 14, 2020
Unpopular Opinion
The fact that this is an unpopular opinion means that you'll probably never have the chance to read this.
Unpopular Opinion by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 13, 2020
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lmsydtyjaomf by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 13, 2020
Sex appeal
The properties and characteristics of an individual that one regards as sexually stimulating. Differs wildly between guys and girls, and even more so when taking kinks and fetishes into account.
Dude friend 1: Yo check out that hot chick at your 8' o clock
Dude friend 2: Damn that girl's got some insane sex appeal!
Dude friend 1: Hell yeah man, just look at her fine juicy ass!
Dude friend 2: Oh, I was ogling more at her fine legs and sexy feet
Dude friend 1: Mane we've got really some very different tastes..
Dude friend 2: Damn that girl's got some insane sex appeal!
Dude friend 1: Hell yeah man, just look at her fine juicy ass!
Dude friend 2: Oh, I was ogling more at her fine legs and sexy feet
Dude friend 1: Mane we've got really some very different tastes..
Sex appeal by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 9, 2020
Pinch and Dig
A more extreme version of Pinch and Roll. When pinching and rolling isn't enough to stop the itch, instead you dig the nails of your index and/or middle fingers deep into the flesh of your scrotum, all the while pinching with your thumb in the desired location to provide a supporting surface.
Doing so may cause both a great deal of satisfaction (from the satiated itch) and pain (from the intense clawing).
It might, in fact, leave your ballsack incredibly sensitive and tingly. It is recommended to play with your balls after this, as you will feel incredibly good and make you instantly hard which will make you wanna jerk off.
Doing so may cause both a great deal of satisfaction (from the satiated itch) and pain (from the intense clawing).
It might, in fact, leave your ballsack incredibly sensitive and tingly. It is recommended to play with your balls after this, as you will feel incredibly good and make you instantly hard which will make you wanna jerk off.
Bob's balls were unusually itchier than usual, so he used the pinch and dig method to soothe his monstrous itch. He ended up with an extremely tingly ballsack and got a huge boner henceforth.
Pinch and Dig by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020
Take a picture, it'll last longer!
Take a picture, it'll last longer! by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 7, 2020
Smokahol
When you exhale smoke (generally from a spliff) into a bottle of liquor before attempting to simultaneously intake both the alcohol and the smoke. A portmanteau of smoke and alcohol.
Smokahol by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 5, 2020