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The early 2000s equivalent to a fidget spinner (well not literally, but you know what I mean).
Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.
Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.
It was rumored by the Pope that several witnesses spotted Jesus riding a Segway, with a fidget spinner in one hand and a vape in the other. Is this the second coming?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022
Get the Segway mug.Paan is a stimulant that is widely consumed throughout the southeastern parts of Asia. It is made from areca nut wrapped around betel leaves (these plants are only grown in southeastern Asia). Similar to chewing tobacco, it is consumed through chewing the leaves which produces a juice that is either swallowed or spat out. Interesting though, the juice being spat out is a bloody red color.
Dudebro 1: Ey yo, you got some Paan?
Dudebro 2: Nah fam, but you can go ask those Betel nut beauties down the street
Dudebro 2: Nah fam, but you can go ask those Betel nut beauties down the street
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Get the Paan mug.When your body suddenly decides that you're horny and it makes you really angery. The anger is due to your mind not agreeing with your body.
I was just having a normal day until my body suddenly decides to have a boner. Now I am filled with the desire to open 30 tabs of porn, yet at the same time I really don't want to. I guess you could say that I'm horngry.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 6, 2021
Get the horngry mug.An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 8, 2022
Get the Femtopenis mug.Hey, wasn't "UD du jour" the UD du jour just a month ago?
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2022
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Probably one of the most wholesome media sites ever created.
It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factors—along with it appealing more to females—contribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
It's basically an aggregator of pictures centered around your hobbies and interests, whether that be bedroom decor ideas, nail art inspiration, or food recipes. Because it is mainly centered around images, there is little emphasis on user discussions (though you do have the ability to comment). There is also little to no emphasis on networking. I think both of these factors—along with it appealing more to females—contribute to the peaceful and wholesome nature of Pinterest.
After a day of browsing shitposts and idiotic discussion threads on X formerly Twitter, I decided to hop on Pinterest for some soothing eye bleach.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 30, 2024
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