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Volodymyr Zelenskyy

A comedian and former actor, president Volodymyr Zelenskyy is the hero we need in this godforsaken world.
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Applesauce

Taylor: Remember back when our moms used to pack us applesauce in our lunch bags?
Jesse: Lol ye, brings back childhood memories
*Taylor and Jesse proceed to crack open some applesauce with the boys*
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Manzanilla

Server: Would you like some manzanilla in your sandwich?
Me: Tf is that??? English please
Server: Olives
Me: See? That wasn't so hard was it.
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Pseudo-random

A set of numbers that seem random but actually aren't. They are predetermined by a computer algorithm that is explicitly designed to generate the most random of the random, if that makes any sense.

The problem with true random is that numbers will often repeat themselves, which to our usage is not ideal. Pseudo-random number generators fixes all that.

So ironically, the most random RNG is actually not at all random.
You'd use a pseudo-random number generator for dice
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Blue Danube

That very iconic classical waltz tune you hear in many movies and cartoon shows (aka the theme from 2001: space odyssey). Very comedic when you juxtapose it with a chaotic situation.
Uh oh, looks like the neighbor's are fighting again. Alexa, play Blue Danube.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2021
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Zoomer

1) Someone who uses the video conference app "Zoom"
2) A portmanteau of "Gen Z" and "boomer". An equivalent derogatory term applied to Gen Z adolescents.
1) Everyone is a zoomer in the COVID pandemic era
2) Look at that zoomer over there filming themselves for tiktok. Disgusting.
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Mutual Affective Consolidation

Mutual Affective Consolidation (MAC for short) is when your feelings and emotions are consolidated with a mutual individual, preferably a very close and/or intimate one.

Expressing and reflecting on your feelings alone might make yourself feel better, but they lack consolidation. Having someone by your side consolidates those feelings and makes you feel complete. This is not proven, but I think it probably has something to do with the hormone oxytocin. This hormone gets released during very intimate social interactions such as hugging, bonding, and sex. When you deeply express your emotions and feelings, your body is actively waiting to release a full rush of oxytocin but does not because it doesn't detect any social input. In a way, having someone by your side allows you to imprint your emotions onto them, thereby triggering a release of oxytocin. This rush of oxytocin is what makes you feel complete and fulfilled. Again this is all just speculation.
After a brutal day, Sarah was very depressed. She could've cried herself to sleep but instead she called her friend over and she cried her feelings out with her, which made her feel a lot better. Sarah just experienced Mutual Affective Consolidation.

Derek was just not getting the satisfaction he desired when pleasuring himself. After getting a new girlfriend, Derek didn't ask for any sexual favors initially, he just asked her to be by his side when pleasuring himself. He found that pleasuring himself (and climax) with his girlfriend beside him felt much better than when doing it alone. He suspects that Mutual Affective Consolidation is the reason for that.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 20, 2022
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