A timeless phrase that is spoken or written whenever you suddenly realize what the person is actually saying, which often results in confusion or bewilderment. Honestly kinda comical in a way, as it's usually when the person says something unusual or unexpected that gets your full attention.
Doctor: Hey it's time for your monthly check up.
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 10, 2022
Get the Wait what mug.As a han Chinese myself, I can confirm that Shuai means something cool, awesome, swag, dope, etc. It is indeed very similar to the Japanese equivalent of Sugoi. Part of me wishes that shuai became more popular than sugoi.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 04, 2021
Get the Shuai mug.Another term for an e-girl.
Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
E-girl: Heyyyy boo, I saw your post that you were interested in a custom video. I am willing to do $50/min. How does that sound to you?
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
Get the Cuntent creator mug.The definition above knows absolutely nothing of what they are saying. Content creation does NOT necessarily imply a profession. Content creators are simply someone who has the passion to create digital content of any medium. This could be anything from being a YouTube vlogger, a Twitch streamer, an animator, a fanfic writer, a food blogger, etc etc. They may do it purely as a hobby or as a paid profession. Sometimes, the hobby may turn into a profession once they secure a consistent fanbase.
Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
YouTuber: "I'm a content creator."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
Get the Content Creator mug.Some worthless music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).
I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services, but unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services, but unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2023
Get the Sirius XM mug.Literally any girl on the internet: hi :)
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on
Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem
Me: Fuck why did she say that, now I have a huge massive hard on
Also me: *breaks the 4th wall* yeah I know it's a 'me' problem
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 30, 2021
Get the hi :) mug.A vague phrase that apparently has lovey-dovey connotations. Flying sparks makes for a great screensaver or background to a music video w/ lyrics, but how it's supposed to allegorize love... I do not know. Recommended to say in a uwu voice.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 23, 2021
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