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L.H.O.O.Q.
When these letters are read out in French it sounds like you're saying "elle a chaud au cul", which basically means "she has a hot ass".
Also the name of one of Marcel Duchamp's work, in which he doodled a stache on Mona Lisa.
Also the name of one of Marcel Duchamp's work, in which he doodled a stache on Mona Lisa.
L.H.O.O.Q. by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 11, 2021
Cuntent creator
Another term for an e-girl.
Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
E-girl: Heyyyy boo, I saw your post that you were interested in a custom video. I am willing to do $50/min. How does that sound to you?
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
Cuntent creator by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
Content Creator
The definition above knows absolutely nothing of what they are saying. Content creation does NOT necessarily imply a profession. Content creators are simply someone who has the passion to create digital content of any medium. This could be anything from being a YouTube vlogger, a Twitch streamer, an animator, a fanfic writer, a food blogger, etc etc. They may do it purely as a hobby or as a paid profession. Sometimes, the hobby may turn into a profession once they secure a consistent fanbase.
Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
YouTuber: "I'm a content creator."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
Content Creator by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
Dinosaur Chicken Nugget
When you meet a guy whose small scrawny appearance makes you think their pp is small, but in reality they possess a gargantua, thus prompting the fitting name 'dinosaur chicken nugget'.
Person 1: Yo I just saw this small scrawny looking dude at the gym locker room, and when he stripped naked I was shocked that his dick was actually a dinosaur chicken nugget!
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?
Dinosaur Chicken Nugget by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
Bone apple tea
A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.
nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard
Bone apple tea by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
Lack Toast and Taller Rent
When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.
My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".
Lack Toast and Taller Rent by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021
TechTuber
A YouTuber that primarily caters to technology and consumer electronics. They often review smartphones, laptops, computers, peripherals, and other cool tech. TechTubers have become a very popular category of content creators this past decade. Examples of some well-known TechTubers include MKBHD, LinusTechTips, Unbox Therapy, JerryRigEverything, MrWhoseTheBoss, MrMobile, iJustine, and many more.
Bro 1: Who's ur favourite TechTuber?
Bro 2: LinusTechTips and MKBHD for sure
Bro 1: Oh nice, my favourite is MrMobile, you should definitely check him out as well.
Bro 2: LinusTechTips and MKBHD for sure
Bro 1: Oh nice, my favourite is MrMobile, you should definitely check him out as well.
TechTuber by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021