:P is quite possibly one of the most clean and innocent emoticons to ever exist. You ideally would add this towards the end of your sentence to convey a sense of playfulness and lightheartedness, especially when the things you've said can come off as a bit inappropriate/insensitive if interpreted the wrong way.
NOTE: this text-based emoticon CANNOT be substituted for the emoji equivalent of a tongue sticking out (especially not the standalone tongue, dear god no).
NOTE: this text-based emoticon CANNOT be substituted for the emoji equivalent of a tongue sticking out (especially not the standalone tongue, dear god no).
TWO TEXTING SCENARIOS:
Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty :P
Girl classmate: Lol same, was too busy studying that I literally forgot to drink some water
Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty 🥵👅
Girl classmate: Ummm....
Guy classmate: Lol what? I mean I'm thirsty for water
Girl classmate: Ohh, I thought you meant something else lol
Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty :P
Girl classmate: Lol same, was too busy studying that I literally forgot to drink some water
Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty 🥵👅
Girl classmate: Ummm....
Guy classmate: Lol what? I mean I'm thirsty for water
Girl classmate: Ohh, I thought you meant something else lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2019
"SK" is one of the most popular ASMR triggers that is often whispered repeatedly in many ASMR videos.
The trigger was initially introduced and used by YouTube ASMR star Heather Feather. Since then, the trigger has become widespread across all ASMR videos, and—if used correctly—can put anyone into a total relaxed state of tranquility.
The trigger was initially introduced and used by YouTube ASMR star Heather Feather. Since then, the trigger has become widespread across all ASMR videos, and—if used correctly—can put anyone into a total relaxed state of tranquility.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2019
This can refer to either:
1) The common feeling of a 'shiver' or spasm throughout the body a minute after orgasm/ejaculation, possibly due to the body reacting to the sheer amount of pleasure that was just produced.
2) The manifestation of several 'mini orgasms' after climaxing, commonly expressed through subsided moaning/breathing noises and other vocal responses indicative of pleasure. It is caused by the mind continuously reflecting on the euphoric pleasure that had just occurred, making you moan in response. Depending on the degree of pleasure, such mini orgasms can manifest for up to an hour.
3) Both of the above
1) The common feeling of a 'shiver' or spasm throughout the body a minute after orgasm/ejaculation, possibly due to the body reacting to the sheer amount of pleasure that was just produced.
2) The manifestation of several 'mini orgasms' after climaxing, commonly expressed through subsided moaning/breathing noises and other vocal responses indicative of pleasure. It is caused by the mind continuously reflecting on the euphoric pleasure that had just occurred, making you moan in response. Depending on the degree of pleasure, such mini orgasms can manifest for up to an hour.
3) Both of the above
1) After Jake received his first blowjob and climaxed, he felt the post-orgasm aftershock within a minute, sending spasms throughout his body. The giver interpreted that as an indicator that he enjoyed it.
2) After teasing his cock for 30 minutes straight, she finally let him cum. The orgasm was so powerful that it sent a post-orgasm aftershock throughout his body. He kept moaning for an hour straight due to the sheer amount of pleasure that was done to his cock.
2) After teasing his cock for 30 minutes straight, she finally let him cum. The orgasm was so powerful that it sent a post-orgasm aftershock throughout his body. He kept moaning for an hour straight due to the sheer amount of pleasure that was done to his cock.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 17, 2021
What evil people use to rationalize their cruel and wicked behavior against others. In reality, the ones that call their victims a "Nazi" are themselves a Nazi. Most notably used by filthy russian military scum to play down the killing and raping of innocent civilians.
Literally everybody: Hey bruh why'd you kill that man on the streets, he did nothing wrong.
Evil people: He was a Nazi. Had to clean out the dirt, you know.
Literally everybody: Bruh fuck off with that nazi scapegoating and come to terms that you killed an innocent man.
Evil people: He was a Nazi. Had to clean out the dirt, you know.
Literally everybody: Bruh fuck off with that nazi scapegoating and come to terms that you killed an innocent man.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 05, 2022
To answer the other poster, that song is baby by justin bieber. It's the most infamous line that can cause malignant cancer to anybody who listens to it.
*walks in*
Dad: Hey son watcha doin, wait a minute isn't that Ba-
Bluetooth speaker: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH
Dad: Well fuck, now I have cancer.
Dad: Hey son watcha doin, wait a minute isn't that Ba-
Bluetooth speaker: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHH
Dad: Well fuck, now I have cancer.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 07, 2023
Someone who always has their discord opened in the background on their computer, so their status is always green. Despite their always online status, they are often the type of user who rarely checks their DMs, or just outright ignores your messages.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 13, 2022
1. Generally, any sort of internet comment thread (community) where the individuals engaging in the thread conform to dominant beliefs, and are insular towards those that present a different viewpoint. Note that a disinterested thread is different from a chauvinistic thread, as the latter will aggressively attack different viewpoints, while the former simply does not care.
2. Specifically, any sort of internet comment thread—particularly on YouTube—where the individuals engaging in the thread (usually mid-late teens to young adults) are happy-go-lucky casuals and do not attempt to pursue the topic of interest further, often due to ignorance or a short attention span. Thus, when the so-called reply guy comes in with a paragraph, the casuals react with a "wut" attitude and completely dismiss his or her critical and edifying perspectives. This usually comprises of the entire thread either ignoring the intellectual all together, or replying back with something like "I don't get it" or "no one really cares". Further attempts of enlightening the casuals might only be perceived as an annoyance and may cause some of them to mute the comment thread.
Unfortunate to the intellectual, he or she might feel utterly neglected, and loses faith in the young generation's ability to think critically.
Combined with the typical "the internet is not school" mentality, casuals on the internet may never learn, and will object to any sort of information that challenges their mindset.
2. Specifically, any sort of internet comment thread—particularly on YouTube—where the individuals engaging in the thread (usually mid-late teens to young adults) are happy-go-lucky casuals and do not attempt to pursue the topic of interest further, often due to ignorance or a short attention span. Thus, when the so-called reply guy comes in with a paragraph, the casuals react with a "wut" attitude and completely dismiss his or her critical and edifying perspectives. This usually comprises of the entire thread either ignoring the intellectual all together, or replying back with something like "I don't get it" or "no one really cares". Further attempts of enlightening the casuals might only be perceived as an annoyance and may cause some of them to mute the comment thread.
Unfortunate to the intellectual, he or she might feel utterly neglected, and loses faith in the young generation's ability to think critically.
Combined with the typical "the internet is not school" mentality, casuals on the internet may never learn, and will object to any sort of information that challenges their mindset.
YouTube comment thread on a Mukbang video:
OP: Literally every time I see the word Mukbang in the title, I get super hungry, does that happen to anyone else?? {207 likes | 3 days ago}
> Reply 1: Omg that literally happens to me every single time too! {26 likes | 3 days ago}
> Reply 2: Happens to me too! {20 likes | 3 days ago}
> Reply 4: Yeah same, I think it has something to do with something called operant conditioning {16 likes | 3 days ago}
> Psychology student: @Reply 4 Psychology student here. Actually, it has nothing to do with operant conditioning, what you're referring to is classical conditioning, which is the pairing of an unconditional stimulus with a neutral stimulus. You see, the word Mukbang is a neutral stimulus, but because it has been repeatedly paired with the concept of eating loads of food, it has a strong association with food, and food is an incentive that triggers ghrelin. {0 likes | 2 days ago}
> Reply 6: hahaha saame {0 likes | 7 hours ago}
> Psychology student: @Reply 4 Did you not read my comment? Heck, did anyone read my comment? {0 likes | 7 hours ago}
> Reply 8: Science biatch! {1 like | 1 hour ago}
> Psychology student: @Reply 9 Actually, it's "psychology biatch!" FTFY. {0 likes | 1 hour ago}
> Reply 10: @Psychology student Shut up, nobody really cares {0 likes | 40 minutes ago}
> Reply 11: @Psychology student wut {0 likes | 7 minutes ago}
> Psychology student: This is such a disinterested thread... {0 likes | just now}
OP: Literally every time I see the word Mukbang in the title, I get super hungry, does that happen to anyone else?? {207 likes | 3 days ago}
> Reply 1: Omg that literally happens to me every single time too! {26 likes | 3 days ago}
> Reply 2: Happens to me too! {20 likes | 3 days ago}
> Reply 4: Yeah same, I think it has something to do with something called operant conditioning {16 likes | 3 days ago}
> Psychology student: @Reply 4 Psychology student here. Actually, it has nothing to do with operant conditioning, what you're referring to is classical conditioning, which is the pairing of an unconditional stimulus with a neutral stimulus. You see, the word Mukbang is a neutral stimulus, but because it has been repeatedly paired with the concept of eating loads of food, it has a strong association with food, and food is an incentive that triggers ghrelin. {0 likes | 2 days ago}
> Reply 6: hahaha saame {0 likes | 7 hours ago}
> Psychology student: @Reply 4 Did you not read my comment? Heck, did anyone read my comment? {0 likes | 7 hours ago}
> Reply 8: Science biatch! {1 like | 1 hour ago}
> Psychology student: @Reply 9 Actually, it's "psychology biatch!" FTFY. {0 likes | 1 hour ago}
> Reply 10: @Psychology student Shut up, nobody really cares {0 likes | 40 minutes ago}
> Reply 11: @Psychology student wut {0 likes | 7 minutes ago}
> Psychology student: This is such a disinterested thread... {0 likes | just now}
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 06, 2019