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Praiseworthy

A brave soul such as someone who stands up to the alt-right community, toxic masculinity and incels in the modern era.

Such praiseworthy individuals are becoming more and more rarer in this increasingly contentious society.

Ben shapiro isn't praiseworthy, especially since he supports the incels 🤢🤮

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 23, 2020

MKBHD

Short for Marques Brownlee HD, the most famous smartphone and tech reviewer on YouTube. Has been delivering top-notch content since 2013.

Over the past decade, MKBHD went from a local YouTube tech reviewer to an internet celebrity. He has met many high-profile personalities ranging from Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Sundar Pichai, Kobe Bryant and deadmau5.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022

meme person

A really annoying kid whose only words that comes out of their mouths (or keyboard) are stale meme references. Also loves to spam group chats with stupid tasteless memes.

Classmate 1: Yo you know Dustin over there?
Classmate 2: You mean that one meme person who can't go one minute without saying SHEEESH?
Classmate 1: Yeah
Classmate 2: Ugh I hate that kid.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021

CREEPER

AWWWWW MAN

(use it like you would with marco polo)

Some kid: CREEPER
Some other kid: AWWWWW MAN

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 4, 2021

July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).

Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2022

I wanna die

A common phrase usually muttered by agitated college students during exam season

Me: I have 5 exams next week and I haven't even touched my textbooks yet. I wanna die 😫😭😣

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 22, 2019

Cellulite

Ok I know cellulite is a natural thing that occurs in all women even the thin ones, but man tbh it's a bit off-putting. I don't wanna body shame, but if I had a say, I personally would prefer a girl to cover that using a cream or concealer or smth, anything to hide it. Of course totally up to the girl and I respect their body and wouldn't want to. Sorry.

Me: Tbh im not really into the girl you showed me. Her cellulite is a bit off-putting, no offense.
Tyler: Dude, you realize how shallow that sounds right?
Me: Yea I know, sorry. I'm not like opposed to it or anything, but if imma be 100% truthful I don't like the look of it. Of course I will respect any girl regardless and won't ever complain about it. That would be a shitty thing to do and I would never want a girl to think something is wrong with them
Tyler: Fucking simp.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2021