Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian

Ou 

A pointless bastardization of the existing interjectory word "oh" (in the positive sense).

It practically has the same meaning as "ohh!", "ooo!", and "ooh!" (usually with more o's and/or h's attached), just that it sounds more enthusiastic and pleasing, I guess. In the same fashion, "ou" is usually followed by more u's at the end, depending on how excited you want to sound.

Most exclusively used by Gen Z age groups, especially on platforms like discord.

Notes about usage: ou and omg (usually with many g's) convey about the same degree of zeal, and therefore can be swapped. The only difference is that omg sounds more fitting while ou sounds more cringe.

Me: Ouuuu your red pedicure is so gorgeous! 😍😍
Girl: Ou thank you! 🥰
Me: Gosh they're so beautiful I wanna kiss your toes soooo baddd🥵🥵
Girl: I-

Ou by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 4, 2022

Penile degloving 

Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.

I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....

Penile degloving by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2022

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the end is never the end is never the end is by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 30, 2022

Amongoose 

When a mongoose is sus

Person 1: Hey that mongoose over there be lookin kinda sus
Person 2: I guess you could say there's a mongoose amongoose

Amongoose by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 28, 2022

Foreskin Envy 

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)

Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅

Foreskin Envy by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022

Gamer boys 

A typical guy who loves to play video games and talk about video games like it's their religion. If the video game has lore, then they will be obsessed with said lore. Almost every teenage boy is a gamer boy nowadays.

Gamer boys are quickly becoming the dominant social group in schools

Gamer boys by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 24, 2022

r/nicegirls 

The subreddit that reflects the same experiences that guys from r/niceguys have, but with regards to the opposite sex.

If a guy from r/niceguys and a girl from r/nicegirls got together, they'd honestly make a pretty great couple.... or a pretty bad one

r/nicegirls by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 24, 2022