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Elon Musk 

An extremely wealthy man who also happens to have extremely low emotional intelligence. He has big visionary ideas and lofty goals but lacks any hint of wisdom, prudence or tact. He may be thinking for humanity as a whole, but he certainly doesn't give a damn for humans on an interpersonal level. His MBTI personality type (INTP) very much reflects and explains his lack of concern for the more human things (inferior Fe).
Person 1: I hate Elon Musk now after reading all those horrible stories and tweets
Person 2: Tbf Elon's not a bad guy per se, he just really does not know how to empathize with people or their situations, nor does he show any gratitude. He values his ideas and goals more than the people who help conceive them. He places an overexaggerated importance on logic and efficiency, and shuns anything that gets in the way of his personal agenda. Just like the US presidency, Elon was never ready to handle the responsibilities that came with being a wealthy leader. He is oddly relatable though, I'll give him that.

Content Creator

What technoblade was before he succumbed to cancer on June 30th 2022.
Legends never die. Technoblade was a legend and one of the best content creators to ever grace humanity. Therefore, Technoblade never dies. o7

morb and chill 

It's netflix and chill but morbier
Me: Hey girl wanna morb and chill?
Her: Sure, I do love some quality morbin' time

Epstein didn't kill himself 

Means the same thing as "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
Jeff Bozos: Hey did u know that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

when you 

It is literally the first two words of every typical normie meme. The phrase is so overused that it's become a sort of ironic meta-reflection of meme culture
Literally nobody:

Memelord69: when you 🤣🤣😂😂😂
The most overused phrase that every meme tends to begin with. For example, "me when I stub my toe" or " me when my parents are sleeping" etc etc. My theory is this phrase is so unoriginal to the point that it's actually amusing. It's gotten so overused to the point that people are now using this phrase as a meme itself, in an ironic or knowingly absurd sort of way. It's often exaggerated by adding more "me when" to the end.

Proof that memes have gone downhill since 2017.
Nobody:

Literally every meme on this planet: "me when me when the when the..."
A cute affectionate greeting, expression or descriptive word that was once popularized a decade ago by millennials, specifically the emo and scene kids. It is way better than today's Gen Z equivalent "uwu". If you're a Gen Z reading this, I think that you should stop saying uwu <3 (combining them together is ok tho)
Me messaging crush: Rawr XD
Crush: No u Rawr XD
Me to my friend: OMG SHE'S INTO ME