Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 05, 2021
New AI model on the block that's smarter than ChatGPT, costs much less to operate, and guess what? It's free, bitches! Use this word in its verb form to describe literally anyone/anything that got owned due to the sheer intelligence and skill from an underdog.
Person 1: Bro ive been playing this game for years, ur about to get rekt. No way youre beating me.
Person 2: Hold my beer (Person 2 proceeds to absolutely destroy Person 1)
Person 1: WTF??!?!?
Person 2: That's right, get deepseek'ed dawg.
Person 2: Hold my beer (Person 2 proceeds to absolutely destroy Person 1)
Person 1: WTF??!?!?
Person 2: That's right, get deepseek'ed dawg.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 07, 2025
SJW is an acronym for 'social justice warrior'. It used to have a positive connotation, because social justice is, in and of itself, a good thing, right?
However in more recent times, it's been co-opted by numerous amount of people that the entire rhetoric behind "social justice" has turned wishy-washy. In other words, it's not fresh news. People are getting sick and tired of SJWs who interpret every situation as needing justice, even if it's something as frivolous as a black dude who got a small coffee instead of the large they ordered.
The problem with SJWs in the 21st century isn't their intentions per se (social justice is inherently good), but rather the fact that their constant bickering does absolutely nothing to address or mitigate the REAL inequalities that exist in the world today. And I'm sure that 99% of SJWs have not even had any proper university education in the social sciences, so most of the things they say are coming from their ass. In reality, most SJWs are just on an ego trip, and take to Twitter to brandish their "wokeness".
However in more recent times, it's been co-opted by numerous amount of people that the entire rhetoric behind "social justice" has turned wishy-washy. In other words, it's not fresh news. People are getting sick and tired of SJWs who interpret every situation as needing justice, even if it's something as frivolous as a black dude who got a small coffee instead of the large they ordered.
The problem with SJWs in the 21st century isn't their intentions per se (social justice is inherently good), but rather the fact that their constant bickering does absolutely nothing to address or mitigate the REAL inequalities that exist in the world today. And I'm sure that 99% of SJWs have not even had any proper university education in the social sciences, so most of the things they say are coming from their ass. In reality, most SJWs are just on an ego trip, and take to Twitter to brandish their "wokeness".
What a SJW on Twitter would say: "OMFG so this white male employee at McDs gives me the wrong order and when I repeatedly asked for the right order, he became very angry. This is absolutely unacceptable, I am a black pansexual women and deserve to be treated better. #BLM"
What any normal person would say: "Had a bad experience at McDonald's where an employee got angry at me when I asked for the right order. I would've reported to the manager, but he was probably under a lot of stress and pressure so I understand."
What any normal person would say: "Had a bad experience at McDonald's where an employee got angry at me when I asked for the right order. I would've reported to the manager, but he was probably under a lot of stress and pressure so I understand."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 10, 2021
A satirical twist on the popularized phrase "Fortnite bad Minecraft good"
It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
Me: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021
A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021
1) A name for someone who always brings around an aura of sweetness and kindness. Deserves the same amount of respect as a Queen, the difference is that a Qween is less fierce in manner and more kind hearted.
2) A more informal and lighthearted spelling of Queen.
3) You decide :)
2) A more informal and lighthearted spelling of Queen.
3) You decide :)
1) Friend 1: Ever since I met ingrid the other day I've only been feeling good vibes!
Friend 2: I know right??? She is such a QWEEN!
2) Amy: What's your favorite Disney qween?
Kate: Qween Elsa for sure!!
Friend 2: I know right??? She is such a QWEEN!
2) Amy: What's your favorite Disney qween?
Kate: Qween Elsa for sure!!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 16, 2022
Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021