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Dextrorotatory

A chemistry term used to describe the molecular structure of an optically active compound or crystal that rotates the plane of polarized light to the right, or in other words clockwise.
Dexibuprofen is the active dextrorotatory enantiomer of ibuprofen
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 23, 2019
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Content Creator

What technoblade was before he succumbed to cancer on June 30th 2022.
Legends never die. Technoblade was a legend and one of the best content creators to ever grace humanity. Therefore, Technoblade never dies. o7
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Irredentism

Essentially, a rather egoistic and vindictive form of nationalism where one nation goes above and beyond to pursue an occupied land/territory as rightfully belonging to them. Usually, such nation will have some elaborate backstory as to why this land belongs to them and them only. Sometimes, this backstory turns out to be true, while other (if not most) times it turns out to be founded on complete lies and grandiose nonsense. Regardless of the veracity of these claims, Irredentism is known for being a very destructive ideology/policy that has been the fuel of some of the world's most brutal invasions and massacres (e.g. Israeli–Palestinian conflict, American-Aboriginal Wars, Sabra and Shatila massacre, Russo-Ukrainian War).
More often than not, Irredentism is used as an illegitimate excuse by certain political figures to justify their claims and seizing of a territory.
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Morb

A catch all phrase that can convey anything or nothing at all. The phrase can be modified to your liking. Common uses include but are not limited to: substituting for about any noun verb or adjective, replacing pauses in sentences, as an interjection (wow, gosh, dang), reference for any sexual act, greeting a friend, responding to negative criticism, etc.

Anyone who uses this term is known as a morber.
Friend 1: "I don't like how little you morb whenever we hang out."
Friend 2: "I'm sorry, I'll try to morb more frequently next time."

Friend 1: "Oh hey, haven't spoken in awhile."
Friend 2: "Oh my morb you're right, we havent. I am glad to reunite with you."

Friend 1: "Morb"
Friend 2: "Morb! Hope you're doing well."

Friend 1: "Me and my SO morbed in the bathroom stalls and we didn't get caught!"
Friend 2: Yoooo morbers! Let's morbin' go!!!

Friend 1: "What do you think about living on Mars?"
Friend 2: "Morb...... I don't know. give me a minute to morb about it."

Friend 1: "Hurry up and get in the morb before it's too late!"
Friend 2: "On my way!"
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ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019
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Mat Zo

One of the greatest and most talented (yet underrated) electronic music producer of this century. Mat Zo earned his fame within the trance scene during the late 00s, where he was praised for his new modern take on progressive trance.

Jono Grant, co-founder of the label Anjunabeats (where Mat Zo's most famous works reside), recalled in a Reddit AMA that Mat Zo was one of the biggest influences to him and to trance music. But Mat wasn't just a one trick pony, he had so much more creative potential than just trance, and so gradually his music expanded to include influences from all sorts of genres. House, prog house, funk, dubstep, drum and bass, garage, breakbeat, you name it. His tendency to blend genres together, as well as incorporating his own wits and idiosyncratic touches, makes his music a one-of-a-kind.

In 2013, he released his album Damage Control, which imo is the pinnacle of Mat Zo. This album contains a diverse palette of musical styles and really reflects Mat's true creative potential. The most well-received song in this album is Easy, a collaboration with renowned producer Porter Robinson. But really all the songs are soo good! His second biggest album, Self Assemble, was released in 2016 where his creativity continued to shine. Now, he is not as prominent anymore, but sometimes makes an appearance on the face of Anjuna every now and then.
Me: What are your favorite artists?
Her: Billie Eilish, Drake, Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, Marshmello, DJ Khaled (etc.)
Me: But have you heard of Mat Zo?
Her: Nope
Me: Geez louise! You need to cleanse your ears right now with his songs!
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Hands Free Orgasm

The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.

Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.

Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
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