Mary 's definitions

vennetia

good aunty

vennetia is a good aunty

by mary November 14, 2003

MSgt.

USMC,(ret)- also known as GOD

"MSgt. knows everything, therefore he is GOD"

by Mary November 24, 2003

QC

1.A place of torment at a bio tech company. Where there is more gossip than work done.

2. Uppety snob type person who looks down at the lab rats and feels like they are above them.

"Oh don't mind that snob, she is QC!"

by Mary January 18, 2005

funnel

a device in which you drink beer from

"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

by mary February 24, 2005

Winter-een-mas

A holiday between January 25th-31st for games and gamers.

"I wonder if we'll ever be able to take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if we'll be able to sue our bosses for religious suppression if they don't let us take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if I can get you to shut up about Winter-een-mas."

Happy Winter-een-mas!

by Mary January 23, 2004

masturbate

Pleasing yourself manually to the point of orgasm

When a woman opens her legs wide and sticks in her fingers in her vagina, while the other had rubs her clit until reaching a climax.

When a man looks at porn and at the point when his dick becomes hard, he wraps his hand around it and starts to stroke up and down at a face pace in order tp get off

by mary May 13, 2005

bloody mary

when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.

ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.

emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?

ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.

emily: YEA! i love doing that.

by mary June 18, 2006