Mary's definitions

humpbag

a female who has ramdon sex with men she doesnt know.also she iss storing there semen

Carol is such a humpbag.. she will sleep with anyone

by mary November 10, 2004

funnel

a device in which you drink beer from

"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"

by mary February 24, 2005

MSgt.

USMC,(ret)- also known as GOD

"MSgt. knows everything, therefore he is GOD"

by Mary November 24, 2003

Winter-een-mas

A holiday between January 25th-31st for games and gamers.

"I wonder if we'll ever be able to take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if we'll be able to sue our bosses for religious suppression if they don't let us take time off work for Winter-een-mas."

"I wonder if I can get you to shut up about Winter-een-mas."

Happy Winter-een-mas!

by Mary January 23, 2004

DBM

a shorter version of dfnmljaskedzknls bauihav mdvgvmyafgsidgviyergbfar aka i love you in Swahili by flem

"Hi Kyle! What's up?"
"Not much cept i think i DBM you Mary!"

by Mary January 12, 2005

vennetia

good aunty

vennetia is a good aunty

by mary November 14, 2003

QC

1.A place of torment at a bio tech company. Where there is more gossip than work done.

2. Uppety snob type person who looks down at the lab rats and feels like they are above them.

"Oh don't mind that snob, she is QC!"

by Mary January 18, 2005