Marty Mac Ass Farty's definitions

Schmooglebutt

Somebody or something that covers itself with sloppy shit for fun, for sexual pleasure (much like a donelian spanking) or as a defensive utility

I'm tired of you fuckin' shit smearing SCHMOOGLEBUTT critters and you ruining this god given country

by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 3, 2022

Dinklethumb

An individual with a small penis, sometimes shaped like a thumb.

Man: Hey baby, wanna see my Dinklethumb?
Woman: somebody help me! aaaaah!

by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 3, 2022

Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

Welshie

To ejaculate on one's self, most commonly in a ranch or field of sheep

Guy 1: Yoo dude I had a wicked Welshie last night with the boys.
Guy 2: What the fuck is a Welshie

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN

Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

a cuck

you

you are a cuck

by Marty Mac Ass Farty January 25, 2020