Definitions by Marty Mac Ass Farty

Schmooglebutt 

Somebody or something that covers itself with sloppy shit for fun, for sexual pleasure (much like a donelian spanking) or as a defensive utility

I'm tired of you fuckin' shit smearing SCHMOOGLEBUTT critters and you ruining this god given country

Schmooglebutt by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 3, 2022

Dinklethumb

An individual with a small penis, sometimes shaped like a thumb.

Man: Hey baby, wanna see my Dinklethumb?
Woman: somebody help me! aaaaah!

Dinklethumb by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 3, 2022

Lobster Cock 

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.

Lobster Cock by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022

Welshie 

To ejaculate on one's self, most commonly in a ranch or field of sheep

Guy 1: Yoo dude I had a wicked Welshie last night with the boys.
Guy 2: What the fuck is a Welshie

Welshie by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

sloppy shit 

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts

i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles

sloppy shit by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

donelian spanking 

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN

Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!

donelian spanking by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

a cuck 

you

you are a cuck

a cuck by Marty Mac Ass Farty January 25, 2020