Welshie

To ejaculate on one's self, most commonly in a ranch or field of sheep
Guy 1: Yoo dude I had a wicked Welshie last night with the boys.
Guy 2: What the fuck is a Welshie
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts
i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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a cuck

you
by Marty Mac Ass Farty January 25, 2020
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Dinklethumb

An individual with a small penis, sometimes shaped like a thumb.
Man: Hey baby, wanna see my Dinklethumb?
Woman: somebody help me! aaaaah!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 03, 2022
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donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN
Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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Schmooglebutt

Somebody or something that covers itself with sloppy shit for fun, for sexual pleasure (much like a donelian spanking) or as a defensive utility
I'm tired of you fuckin' shit smearing SCHMOOGLEBUTT critters and you ruining this god given country
by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 03, 2022
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Clown

A word only used by humans who are incredibly ignorant and do not have a valid argument or insult. Usually used with clown emojis "🤡" to try and show who is ignorant. But however, the user of the 🤡 is instead the clown in the situation by being a complete fool. Baffoons that unironically use this treacherous word as in insult are usually in the age range from 11-14. Other and much better words to describe and individual who uses "Clown" or "Clown Emojis" as an insult or even believe it is a hurtful word to use are as follows. Bafoon, Imbasile, Moron, Monkey, Ape. Troglodyte, Idiot, Bean Brain, Mush Head, Swine, Pig, Hog, Bozo, Mentally Challenged, Vegetable, Nincompoop, and Jackass. If you or a loved one use clown as an insult please go to the doctor or take them to the doctor to see if you or they suffer from Mental Retardation, Bipolar disorder, Hyperactivity Disorder, Autism, and/or Schizophrenia.
Person A: "Good insult and/or argument"
Person B: "YOU CLOWNING 🤡🤡🤡
by Marty Mac Ass Farty October 28, 2019
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