Welshie

To ejaculate on one's self, most commonly in a ranch or field of sheep
Guy 1: Yoo dude I had a wicked Welshie last night with the boys.
Guy 2: What the fuck is a Welshie
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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sloppy shit

a really messy shit that splashes your vile doo-doo all over your gangly nuts
i took a big sloppy shit and sprayed nasty reddish-brown dookie on my testicles
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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Lobster Cock

When you masturbate so furiously your penis turns red, or even blue.
I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard I got a lobster cock.
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022
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Thad

A Thad is basically a mega Chad. A Thad is like a Chad but more powerful. Don't get on the bad side of a Thad or he will continuously yell "FIGHT ME BRO" at you.
Joaquin: Dude look at that Chad he gets all the ladies
Derik: Thats no Chad, THATS A THAD. LOOK AT ALL THE LADIES HE'S GETTING AND HE'S ONLY BEEN ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM FOR A WEEK!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty July 06, 2019
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a cuck

you
by Marty Mac Ass Farty January 25, 2020
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Dinklethumb

An individual with a small penis, sometimes shaped like a thumb.
Man: Hey baby, wanna see my Dinklethumb?
Woman: somebody help me! aaaaah!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty December 03, 2022
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donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN
Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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