bollockitis

A mysterious aching pain in the right testicle that appears on and off for 6 months.

"Ah knackers, my bollockitis is playing up again".

by Martin September 24, 2003

Pahnoolied

Pwnzored, Owned. FA Forums.

"He just got fucking pahnoolied!"

by Martin August 15, 2004

peng

Sexy girl.
Adjective

'There's some PENG over there'
'Shes proper Peng!'

by Martin February 07, 2005

pimdaddy

best pimp of them all

yo churro, your the pimpdaddy

by Martin April 19, 2003

Schwepp

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

by Martin June 29, 2003

Dinosaurus-Rex

A big dinosaur that was scary and toothful.

I saw a dinosaurus rex and I nearly crapped myself

by Martin June 11, 2004

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003