cruzzo

to cruise, to ride. be a rider, a cruiser

"... 20 inch lorenzo, thats tha way I cruzzo..."

by Martin March 25, 2005

council juice

Scottish slang term for any cheap alcoholic drink drunk by young neds and jakies. Most commonly refers to buckfast.

'I'm rattlin big chap had a heavy night on the council juice last night'

by martin October 16, 2004

goldenhill

An methodology for writing ineffective computer software that, although it probably cost the user anything, doesn't work.

Is a varient on open source software. See also 'cowboy'

It doesn't work. I bought it from Goldenhill.

by Martin September 30, 2003

finger board

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

by Martin October 20, 2003

Schwepp

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

by Martin June 29, 2003

Dinosaurus-Rex

A big dinosaur that was scary and toothful.

I saw a dinosaurus rex and I nearly crapped myself

by Martin June 11, 2004

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003