Martin's definitions

finger board

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

by Martin October 20, 2003

cocoshunter

derogatory term for someone who puts their willy in another man's bottom.

that dude shunts coco, and is therefore a cocoshunter

by martin November 20, 2004

gangster

What all the fella's at christchurch are gonna be on friday 11th

Gangster's are gonna be controlling the school

by Martin February 8, 2005

tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

assembler

A program that reads a file written in the assembly language and translate it into a binary representation of the corresponding machine instructions.

NASM:

section .text
global _start

msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa
len equ $ - msg

_start:
mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
mov eax,1
int 0x80

by Martin August 1, 2004

bizzlesnatch

An expansion of the word "bizzsnatch", courtesy of Snoop D-O-double Gizzle

"No, you're a bizzlesnatch"

by Martin February 8, 2003

kafuffle

As used in "Little Britain" - when looking after a mad person and having to do what they want when they change their mind....

Paints whole bedroom red - then wants it blue after the last bit has been done - what a kafuffle

by Martin January 21, 2004