Martin's definitions

dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

by Martin April 19, 2003

Schwepp

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

by Martin June 29, 2003

Dinosaurus-Rex

A big dinosaur that was scary and toothful.

I saw a dinosaurus rex and I nearly crapped myself

by Martin June 11, 2004

finger board

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

by Martin October 20, 2003

goldenhill

An methodology for writing ineffective computer software that, although it probably cost the user anything, doesn't work.

Is a varient on open source software. See also 'cowboy'

It doesn't work. I bought it from Goldenhill.

by Martin September 30, 2003

gangster

What all the fella's at christchurch are gonna be on friday 11th

Gangster's are gonna be controlling the school

by Martin February 8, 2005

cocoshunter

derogatory term for someone who puts their willy in another man's bottom.

that dude shunts coco, and is therefore a cocoshunter

by martin November 20, 2004