Markee Mark's definitions

Clone Baby

A baby made by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie "Stolen Identity 3". Usually seen with a cigar in his mouth.

"He's so cute! He has your eyes!"

"of course he does! He's my Clone Baby!!"

"eeyeeaaahyeahya.. goo goo gah gah mah mah."

by Markee Mark May 13, 2008

Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

screamingalpha

n. 1.A navy term for a screaming man on fire.
2. A fiery god of the Alphaball, created by the magical ink of Tink's pen.

The screamingalpha brought havoc to all created by making his giant army.

by Markee Mark April 1, 2007

Varanos

n. A Balding over-weight wheel-chair bound Raccoon of British heritage. Known to enjoy chocolate chip cookies.

The Ultimate Weapons of Varanos were triumphant in defeating the Ninja Monkey Assassin army.

by Markee Mark April 2, 2007

Niggerdick

When someone is just being a really big dick.

Bob! Why do you have to keep eating the last ice cream sandwich from the fridge all the time!? You are being a stupid Niggerdick!

by Markee Mark June 4, 2007

Star Bit

A hard candy-like snack enjoyed by people in Super Mario Galaxy.

I need to eat 80 star bits to burst with snacky happiness then transform!

by Markee Mark May 13, 2008

Fontanim

n. An expulsion of gas or air coming from the urethra of the male penis; A male queef.

Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.

by Markee Mark April 1, 2007