Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Markee Mark

Niggerdick

When someone is just being a really big dick.

Bob! Why do you have to keep eating the last ice cream sandwich from the fridge all the time!? You are being a stupid Niggerdick!

by Markee Mark June 4, 2007

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screamingalpha

n. 1.A navy term for a screaming man on fire.
2. A fiery god of the Alphaball, created by the magical ink of Tink's pen.

The screamingalpha brought havoc to all created by making his giant army.

by Markee Mark April 1, 2007

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Varanos

n. A Balding over-weight wheel-chair bound Raccoon of British heritage. Known to enjoy chocolate chip cookies.

The Ultimate Weapons of Varanos were triumphant in defeating the Ninja Monkey Assassin army.

by Markee Mark April 2, 2007

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n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.

I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

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Clone Baby

A baby made by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie "Stolen Identity 3". Usually seen with a cigar in his mouth.

"He's so cute! He has your eyes!"

"of course he does! He's my Clone Baby!!"

"eeyeeaaahyeahya.. goo goo gah gah mah mah."

by Markee Mark May 13, 2008

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Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

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