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Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.
by Markee Mark April 1, 2007
Get the Fontanim mug.n. 1.A navy term for a screaming man on fire.
2. A fiery god of the Alphaball, created by the magical ink of Tink's pen.
2. A fiery god of the Alphaball, created by the magical ink of Tink's pen.
by Markee Mark April 1, 2007
Get the screamingalpha mug.n. A Balding over-weight wheel-chair bound Raccoon of British heritage. Known to enjoy chocolate chip cookies.
by Markee Mark April 2, 2007
Get the Varanos mug.n. A rule in which applies that after you spot a woman you would like to meet or notice a woman is giving you eye contact, you immediately approach her within 3 seconds to prevent any bad thoughts or limiting beliefs (excuses) from holding you back.
I was at a club and I noticed that girl checking me out, I gave her the 3 second rule ..1..2..3, then asked her for a female opinion on something.
by Markee Mark May 25, 2007
Get the 3 second rule mug.n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.
When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.
by Markee Mark May 25, 2007
Get the Seat Caps mug.Scott: "You've worn that thing in the shower for the 5th time this month!"
Brian: "I just forget I have it on!"
Scott: "You're such a Beanie Man."
Brian: "I just forget I have it on!"
Scott: "You're such a Beanie Man."
by Markee Mark May 25, 2007
Get the Beanie Man mug.Bob! Why do you have to keep eating the last ice cream sandwich from the fridge all the time!? You are being a stupid Niggerdick!
by Markee Mark June 4, 2007
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