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(noun and verb) polite euphemism for corn-hole or corn-holing.
reform by Mark Yannone October 18, 2008
My raging intestines had me sitting on the GWB all day.
GWB by Mark Yannone June 25, 2008

hillbippy 

Noun: Part hillbilly, part hippy; characterized by the self-serving beliefs that too much learning can be dangerous, and opinions are as valid as facts.
The movie Idiocracy previews a future of masturbating, fornicating, Brawndo-swilling hillbippies ("it's got electrolytes"). In the year 2505, common hillbippy expressions will include "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." (for the commission) and "I like money."
hillbippy by Mark Yannone February 18, 2008
Verb: to Hispander means to pander to Hispanics.

Noun: an Hispander is one who panders to Hispanics.

The term was created by Mickey Kraus (Slate Magazine), popularized by Linda Bentley (Sonoran News), and is currently practiced by many low-life politicians.
Dick Gephardt's recent Hispandering proposal to "legalize undocumented immigrants who have lived in the United States for five years and worked in the country for two years . . ."
Hispander by Mark Yannone February 17, 2008
a Mexican homey slang term that sort of means "brother."
Con safos, carnan!
carnan by Mark Yannone August 31, 2007

ignorator 

Noun: one who makes others ignorant
Public schools have replaced teachers with ignorators.
ignorator by Mark Yannone July 5, 2006