fagger

A mega fag. Not necessarily gay, but someone who is just being a total idiot.

God, he is such a fagger when he gets drunk!

by Mark H December 04, 2003

space suit

Slang term for a condom. Especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. And of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in space.

Doctor: Okay now Ron, I am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental Adonis 9000 Smart Condom. Created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the Adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. It's also supposed to feel like a real skin penis and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.

Ron Jeremy: Umm, alright sure Doc I'll be happy to try it out. *feminine moaning in the background* Honey, just relax! I know how horny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(vagina) while I put this space suit on!

Doctor: Thank you Ron! But remember to take it off before ejaculating!

Ron Jeremy: I will, Doc.

*moments later, Ron and his female sex partner have finished doing their thing and Ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results*

Ron Jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)Holy shit this baby does work! My orgasms and her orgasms are much more intense!

Doctor: I am proud of you Ron! And my invention!

by Mark H September 05, 2004

h to the izzo

Ebonics slang for H2O(water).

Yo I'm thirsty. Got any H to the izzO?

by Mark H January 05, 2007

hungarian

1.To be hungry.
2.A person from the country of Hungary(duh of course!)

1. The banquet during college graduation night was totally ruined when a bunch of fat Tri Delts showed up and were all hungarian over the food until they scarfed it all.

2. When Jeff was out vacationing in Budapest, he was all hungarian for some cheap Hungarian bitches while he was walking down the streets at night on the hunt for pink october.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

by Mark H November 01, 2004

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H March 01, 2005

the blood of Christ

Slang term for any kind of red wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is colored red(such as Bloody Mary). Because this is what red wine is called when it's served during Communion service during Roman Catholic Mass.

Damnit, I've drank several quantities of the blood of Christ last night at that awesome drinking party, and now I'm paying for that shit and doing my penance, praying at the porcelain altar!





Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 15, 2004

molly

A Molotov cocktail.

Hey man, can you pass me the mollies? I feel like torching that rich fucker's house.

by Mark H February 14, 2006