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Shit, man you should have seen that girl drink down the whole fucking beer bong last night! When the bong was empty, that bitch was so DOHA.
by Mark H March 15, 2004
Get the DOHA mug.In a back alley behind a nightclub, Nick D is having a deadly confrontation with a rival pimp. Or with the confrontation indeed end up deadly for Nick or for his rival?
Rival Pimp: (threatening Nick D with a large razor-sharp machete*) Aiight, Nick "Tiny Dick," you've got a lot of explaining yo self to do, since I caught you on the hunt for pink october making off with my women.
Nick D: Yeah, really. You know what them girls said about you while I was slippin' them the sausage? They say that they prefer my company over that of a smelly, tore up, parasite-infested cheese hog niggapotamus like yo-self!
Rival Pimp: *face turns red* That's it, sucka! Me and my crew are gonna run up to you and slice and dice you so bad, the ER surgeons are gonna have to perform a shitload of cabbages to save yo trick-ass self, bitch!
Nick D: *quickly pulls out his SPAS-12 from underneath his trenchcoat and points it at his rival* Not while I got my spazz with me, mothafucka!
Rival Pimp: *empties his urinary bladder all over his pants and runs off bawling like a momma's boy*
Rival Pimp: (threatening Nick D with a large razor-sharp machete*) Aiight, Nick "Tiny Dick," you've got a lot of explaining yo self to do, since I caught you on the hunt for pink october making off with my women.
Nick D: Yeah, really. You know what them girls said about you while I was slippin' them the sausage? They say that they prefer my company over that of a smelly, tore up, parasite-infested cheese hog niggapotamus like yo-self!
Rival Pimp: *face turns red* That's it, sucka! Me and my crew are gonna run up to you and slice and dice you so bad, the ER surgeons are gonna have to perform a shitload of cabbages to save yo trick-ass self, bitch!
Nick D: *quickly pulls out his SPAS-12 from underneath his trenchcoat and points it at his rival* Not while I got my spazz with me, mothafucka!
Rival Pimp: *empties his urinary bladder all over his pants and runs off bawling like a momma's boy*
by Mark H October 7, 2004
Get the spazz mug.Pretty much has the same meaning as cock block or baller block, except that it refers to a female who is being prevented from scoring sexually with a man or another woman(if she is a lesbian or bisexual).
(at the bar)
Danny: (drunkenly talking to a girl who approached him with bedroom eyes and the intention of getting laid) "Hey baby, you do realize you are a total amazon, right? Mmmm, those lips, legs, breasts, and ass of yours! I really wanna nap with you tonight!"
Gertude: *giggles* "Sure hun, I'm sure you really need it! And for starters, my name is Gertrude!"
Danny: "While I don't think that that is the loveliest name I've ever heard, your manner and appearance really make up for it! Giggidy giggidy!"
Gertrude: "Yeah really, little man! How would ya like some of my lipstick on your dipstick, hmm?"
Danny: "Awwwwriiiight!"
*Suddenly Danny's friend Garrett runs out of nowhere and bodyslams Gertrude into a table*
Gertrude: "Hey why you little...!!?" *is knocked out temporarily for a few minutes*
Garrett: "Shut up, cheese hog and stay the fuck away from my homie here!"
Danny: "You asshole!! I was having a good time with my new bitch Gertrude and all of a sudden you break in to pussy block her for no reason!"
Garrett: "Dude. If you weren't so spaced out, you'd have an idea how fat and weather beaten that girl is. You obviously thought her name was the only ugly thing about her thanks to your beer goggles."
Danny: *hic* "Huh?? Well man you do know, that I'm also attracted to fat women right?"
Garrett: "But, but, you, um..."
Danny: "Whatever! She's MINE now so accept it, like it or not! *goes over to Gertrude, who was now getting up* Okay baby, let's go to my apartment and hit the sack! I'm really jonesin for some more cushion for the pushin!"
Gertrude: Yay! Let's go sweetie and let's get horizontal with each other!
*Still inebriated, Danny walks out the bar with his fat sow and returns to his appartment with her for a night of love making that would eventually blossom into a "beautiful" relationship, regardless of Gertrude's appearance after Danny sobering up."
Mark H. Urban slang contributer since February 2004.
Danny: (drunkenly talking to a girl who approached him with bedroom eyes and the intention of getting laid) "Hey baby, you do realize you are a total amazon, right? Mmmm, those lips, legs, breasts, and ass of yours! I really wanna nap with you tonight!"
Gertude: *giggles* "Sure hun, I'm sure you really need it! And for starters, my name is Gertrude!"
Danny: "While I don't think that that is the loveliest name I've ever heard, your manner and appearance really make up for it! Giggidy giggidy!"
Gertrude: "Yeah really, little man! How would ya like some of my lipstick on your dipstick, hmm?"
Danny: "Awwwwriiiight!"
*Suddenly Danny's friend Garrett runs out of nowhere and bodyslams Gertrude into a table*
Gertrude: "Hey why you little...!!?" *is knocked out temporarily for a few minutes*
Garrett: "Shut up, cheese hog and stay the fuck away from my homie here!"
Danny: "You asshole!! I was having a good time with my new bitch Gertrude and all of a sudden you break in to pussy block her for no reason!"
Garrett: "Dude. If you weren't so spaced out, you'd have an idea how fat and weather beaten that girl is. You obviously thought her name was the only ugly thing about her thanks to your beer goggles."
Danny: *hic* "Huh?? Well man you do know, that I'm also attracted to fat women right?"
Garrett: "But, but, you, um..."
Danny: "Whatever! She's MINE now so accept it, like it or not! *goes over to Gertrude, who was now getting up* Okay baby, let's go to my apartment and hit the sack! I'm really jonesin for some more cushion for the pushin!"
Gertrude: Yay! Let's go sweetie and let's get horizontal with each other!
*Still inebriated, Danny walks out the bar with his fat sow and returns to his appartment with her for a night of love making that would eventually blossom into a "beautiful" relationship, regardless of Gertrude's appearance after Danny sobering up."
Mark H. Urban slang contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 2, 2005
Get the pussy block mug.1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.
2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.
Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.
2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.
Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 16, 2005
Get the jizz whiz mug.Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!
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by Mark H October 2, 2005
Get the grass monkey mug.An excellent male pornstar name!
Variant of Asmodeus. See the definition of that word so you can understand why "Assmodeus" is a great male pornstar name. Get it? Ass-modeus? *rimshot*
Variant of Asmodeus. See the definition of that word so you can understand why "Assmodeus" is a great male pornstar name. Get it? Ass-modeus? *rimshot*
by Mark H May 29, 2004
Get the Assmodeus mug.A comparative slang term that is used to indicate worthlessness in something. This term is a synonym of rat's ass, though it's slightly harsher(referring to a rat's vagina), less commonly used, and is known to be most often used by America's most loathed anti-gay fundie pastor Fred_Phelps and his congregation of similar-minded followers.
1."You jackass Swedes just don't get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don't give a rat's tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers." -Fred Phelps (to a few Swedes who sent him and his church photos of the Swedish royal family) BTW, this is quoted from his "church's" website.
2. Yay! Lots of beer for tonight's beirut tourn... whoa wait a minute, you bought us a few whole cases ofO'DOUL'S??!! You fucknob! That shit isn't even worth a rat's TUTU to drink! Now we really need to get into some gangsta shit with you for doing this to us!
Mark H. Over 1 year of Urban Dictionary contributions since last February(like anyone will give a rat's tutu? ;-) ).
2. Yay! Lots of beer for tonight's beirut tourn... whoa wait a minute, you bought us a few whole cases ofO'DOUL'S??!! You fucknob! That shit isn't even worth a rat's TUTU to drink! Now we really need to get into some gangsta shit with you for doing this to us!
Mark H. Over 1 year of Urban Dictionary contributions since last February(like anyone will give a rat's tutu? ;-) ).
by Mark H March 3, 2005
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