Definitions by Mark H
cannon-fodder complex
Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.
Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.
2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!
3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!
3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
cannon-fodder complex by Mark H July 10, 2004
sceptic tank
Any person, place, thing, or idea that causes much doubt, questioning, and/or disagreement among varied groups of like-minded people.
"Sceptic" rhymes with "septic," as in "septic tank."
"Sceptic" rhymes with "septic," as in "septic tank."
George W. Bush is a complete fucking sceptic tank.
The entire Christian religion is but one humongous sceptic tank.
The entire Christian religion is but one humongous sceptic tank.
sceptic tank by Mark H July 8, 2004
weapon of gas destruction
A very pungent, very volatile, evil-smelling fart that can possibly cause nearby people to lose their willpower.
Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.
Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.
I am so fucking pissed off! I totally ruined my relationship with that girl because while I was dancing with her at the senior prom, I let out an uncontrollable weapon of gas destruction that left her and other couples in total disarray and dismay!
weapon of gas destruction by Mark H July 2, 2004
granfalloon
A wierd bizarre-ass looking monster from the Playstation game Castlevania: Symphonies of the Night(kickass game). The creature is made up of several dead cadavers of people piled up in a huge ball. This spherical mass of bodies floats above the ground. The center of the ball however, is the actual body of the creature itself(the surrounding ball of corpses is but a part of it). Tentacles jutting out from the central sea urchin-like(only without the spines) body support the mass of cadavers.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
Dude, that granfalloon thing has got to be one of the most original bosses in any game that I've ever fought against.
granfalloon by Mark H June 19, 2004